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Shovels And Bricks
by
“Hold on, Captain,” said Murphy; “don’t shoot any wan. Just let ’em fight it out, then they’ll be more tractable.”
This seemed reasonable, and the group watched from the main-hatch. There was a steady flight of bricks out through each galley door, some impacting upon the rails and falling to the deck, others going overboard. Occasionally an Irishman would reel out in company with the brick that had impelled him; but, after crawling around on all-fours for a moment, he would go back with a brick gleaned from the deck. At last, however, one came out with a little more momentum than usual–enough to carry him over to the rail; and from this point of view he could see the group at the hatch. He glared at them from under his tousled hair, then uttered a war-whoop.
“Ei-hei-ee, in thaur!” he yelled, “quit yer foolin’ an’ c’m’an out. Here be the bloody murders, the man-killers, the domned sons uv a landlord. C’m’an out, ye divils.”
They heard, and they came, from both doors, with bloody faces and blackened eyes, and, seeing the captain and his aids, charged as one man. In vain Murphy’s poised brick and Hennesey’s persuasive voice. In vain the leveled pistols of the captain and mates and their thundering orders to stop or be shot down. There came a volley of bricks, and the captain’s pistol was knocked from his hand, while a second brick, striking him on the head, robbed him of sense and volition. Each of the mates fired his pistol once, but not again; the bullets flew wide, and the firearms were twisted from their hands, while they were tripped up, struck, and kicked about until helpless to rise or resist. Hennesey and Murphy were also borne to the deck and punished. Some might have been killed had not one inspired Celt given voice to an original idea.
“Lock ’em up!” he shouted. “Lock ’em up in the kitchen, an’ nail the dures on thim!”
They joyously accepted the suggestion. The four weak and stricken conscious men were dragged or shoved into the galley by some, while others lifted the unconscious captain after them. Then the doors were closed, and soon they heard the hammering of nails over the jangle of voices. Then the jangle of voices took on a new and distinct note of unanimity.
“Turn the boat, Denny,” they shouted to the man at the wheel. “Turn the boat around. We’ll go home in sphite o’ thim, the vilyuns.”
Their footfalls sounded fainter and fainter as they rushed aft; and Murphy picked himself up from the floor, now almost denuded of its brick paving.
“For the love of Gawd,” he groaned, wiping the blood from his eyes, “are they goin’ to beach her in this gale?”
The galley was lighted by two large deadlights, one each side, too small to crawl through, but large enough for a man’s head. Murphy reached his head through one of them and looked aft. They had surrounded the wheel, and their war-cries were audible. As many as six were handling the spokes, and the big ship was squaring away before the wind, heading for that dim spot of blue in the murk and smoke to leeward. Murphy could see it when the ship pitched into a hollow–about forty miles away.
“And us locked up like rats in a trap,” he muttered. “She’ll strike in four hours, and Gawd help us all if we can’t git out of here.”
But there was no getting out, and they made the best of it. The cook and steward emerged from beneath the table, and made more or less frivolous comments on the condition of the galley and the ruin of the dinner, until silenced by the irate Murphy. The two mates took their hands from their aching heads and showed interest in life; and in time Captain Williams came to his senses and sat up on the floor, smeared with bean soup and cluttered with dented pots, pans, and stove-fittings. He was told the situation, and wisely accepted it; for nothing could be done.