Sharon’s Choice
by
Under Providence, a man may achieve the making of many things–ships, books, fortunes, himself even, quite often enough to encourage others; but let him beware of creating a town. Towns mostly happen. No real-estate operator decided that Rome should be. Sharon was an intended town; a one man’s piece of deliberate manufacture; his whim, his pet, his monument, his device for immortally continuing above ground. He planned its avenues, gave it his middle name, fed it with his railroad. But he had reckoned without the inhabitants (to say nothing of nature), and one day they displeased him. Whenever you wish, you can see Sharon and what it has come to as I saw it when, as a visitor without local prejudices, they asked me to serve with the telegraph-operator and the ticket-agent and the hotel-manager on the literary committee of judges at the school festival. There would be a stage, and flags, and elocution, and parents assembled, and afterwards ice-cream with strawberries from El Paso.
“Have you ever awarded prizes for school speaking?” inquired the telegraph-operator, Stuart.
“Yes,” I told him. “At Concord in New Hampshire.”
“Ever have a chat afterwards with a mother whose girl did not get the prize?”
“It was boys,” I replied. “And parents had no say in it.”
“It’s boys and girls in Sharon,” said he. “Parents have no say in it here, either. But that don’t seem to occur to them at the moment. We’ll all stick together, of course.”
“I think I had best resign.” said I. “You would find me no hand at pacifying a mother.”
“There are fathers also,” said Stuart. “But individual parents are small trouble compared with a big split in public opinion. We’ve missed that so far, though.”
“Then why have judges? Why not a popular vote?” I inquired.
“Don’t go back on us,” said Stuart. “We are so few here. And you know education can’t be democratic or where will good taste find itself? Eastman knows that much, at least.” And Stuart explained that Eastman was the head of the school and chairman of our committee. “He is from Massachusetts, and his taste is good, but he is total abstinence. Won’t allow any literature with the least smell of a drink in it, not even in the singing-class. Would not have ‘Here’s a health to King Charles’ inside the door. Narrowing, that; as many of the finest classics speak of wine freely. Eastman is useful, but a crank. Now take ‘Lochinvar.’ We are to have it on strawberry night; but say! Eastman kicked about it. Told the kid to speak something else. Kid came to me, and I–“
A smile lurked for one instant in the corner of Stuart’s eye, and disappeared again. Then he drew his arm through mine as we walked.
“You have never seen anything in your days like Sharon,” said he. “You could not sit down by yourself and make such a thing up. Shakespeare might have, but he would have strained himself doing it. Well, Eastman says ‘Lochinvar’ will go in my expurgated version. Too bad Sir Walter cannot know. Ever read his Familiar Letters, Great grief! but he was a good man. Eastman stuck about that mention of wine. Remember?
‘So now am I come with this lost love of mine
To lead but one measure, drink one cup of wine.’
‘Well,’ thought I, ‘Eastman would agree to water. Water and daughter would go, but is frequently used, and spoils the meter.’ So I fiddled with my pencil down in the telegraph office, and I fixed the thing up. How’s this?
‘So now am I come with this beautiful maid
To lead but one measure, drink one lemonade.’
Eastman accepts that. Says it’s purer. Oh, it’s not all sadness here!”
“How did you come to be in Sharon?” I asked my exotic acquaintance.
“Ah, how did I? How did all our crowd at the railroad? Somebody has got to sell tickets, somebody has got to run that hotel, and telegraphs have got to exist here. That’s how we foreigners came. Many travellers change cars here, and one train usually misses the other, because the two companies do not love each other. You hear lots of language, especially in December. Eastern consumptives bound for southern California get left here, and drummers are also thick. Remarks range from ‘How provoking!’ to things I would not even say myself. So that big hotel and depot has to be kept running, and we fellows get a laugh now and then. Our lot is better than these people’s.” He made a general gesture at Sharon.