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Separ’s Vigilante
by
Jessamine turned her wondering eyes on Lin. “You did do this,” she repeated, but this time with extraordinary quietness.
“Yes,” said he. “And I am plumb proud of it.”
She gave a rich laugh of pleasure and amusement; a long laugh, and stopped. “Did anybody ever!” she said.
“We can call each other neighbors now, yu’ see,” said the cow-puncher.
“Oh no! oh no!” Jessamine declared. “Though how am I ever to thank you?”
“By not argufying,” Lin answered.
“Oh no, no! I can do no such thing. Don’t you see I can’t? I believe you are crazy.”
“I’ve been waiting to hear yu’ say that,” said the complacent McLean. “I’m not argufying. We’ll eat supper now. The east-bound is due in an hour, and I expect you’ll be wanting to go on it.”
“And I expect I’ll go, too,” said the girl.
“I’ll be plumb proud to have yu’,” the cow-puncher assented.
“I’m going to get my ticket to Chicago right now,” said Jessamine, again laughing, sunny and defiant.
“You bet you are!” said the incorrigible McLean. He let her go into the station serenely. “You can’t get used to new ideas in a minute,” he remarked to me. “I’ve figured on all that, of course. But that’s why,” he broke out, impetuously, “I quit you on Bear Creek so sudden. ‘When she goes back away home,’ I’d been saying to myself every day, ‘what’ll you do then, Lin McLean?’ Well, I knew I’d go to Kentucky too. Just knew I’d have to, yu’ see, and it was inconvenient, turruble inconvenient–Billy here and my ranch, and the beef round-up comin’–but how could I let her go and forget me? Take up, maybe, with some Blue-grass son-of-a-gun back there? And I hated the fix I was in till that morning, getting up, I was joshin’ the Virginia man that’s after Miss Wood. I’d been sayin’ no educated lady would think of a man who talked with an African accent. ‘It’s repotted you have a Southern rival yourself,’ says he, joshin’ back. So I said I guessed the rival would find life uneasy. ‘He does,’ says he. ‘Any man with his voice broke in two halves, and one down in his stomach and one up among the angels, is goin’ to feel uneasy. But Texas talks a heap about his lady vigilante in the freight-car.’ ‘Vigilante!’ I said; and I must have jumped, for they all asked where the lightning had struck. And in fifteen minutes after writing you I’d hit the trail for Separ. Oh, I figured things out on that ride!” (Mr. McLean here clapped me on the back.) “Got to Separ. Got the sheriff’s address–the sheriff that saw her that night they held up the locomotive. Got him to meet me at Edgeford and make a big talk to the superintendent. Made a big talk myself. I said, ‘Put that girl in charge of Separ, and the boys’ll quit shooting your water-tank. But Tubercle can’t influence ’em.’ ‘Tubercle?’ says the superintendent. ‘What’s that?’ And when I told him it was the agent, he flapped his two hands down on the chair arms each side of him and went to rockin’ up and down. I said the agent was just a temptation to the boys to be gay right along, and they’d keep a-shooting. ‘You can choose between Tubercle and your tank,’ I said; ‘but you’ve got to move one of ’em from Separ if yu’ went peace.’ The sheriff backed me up good, too. He said a man couldn’t do much with Separ the way it was now; but a decent woman would be respected there, and the only question was if she could conduct the business. So I spoke up about Shawhan, and when the whole idea began to soak into that superintendent his eyeballs jingled and he looked as wise as a work-ox. ‘I’ll see her,’ says he. And he’s going to see her.”
“Well,” said I, “you deserve success after thinking of a thing like that! You’re wholly wasted punching cattle. But she’s going to Chicago. By eleven o’clock she will have passed by your superintendent.”