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“I reckon you heard about the straight thing, then,” said Salomy Jane unconcernedly, without looking round.

“What do you kalkilate Rube will say to it? What are you goin’ to tell HIM?” said Mr. Clay sarcastically.

“Rube,” or Reuben Waters, was a swain supposed to be favored particularly by Mr. Clay. Salomy Jane looked up.

“I’ll tell him that when HE’S on his way to be hung, I’ll kiss him,–not till then,” said the young lady brightly.

This delightful witticism suited the paternal humor, and Mr. Clay smiled; but, nevertheless, he frowned a moment afterwards.

“But this yer hoss-thief got away arter all, and that’s a hoss of a different color,” he said grimly.

Salomy Jane put down her knife and fork. This was certainly a new and different phase of the situation. She had never thought of it before, and, strangely enough, for the first time she became interested in the man. “Got away?” she repeated. “Did they let him off?”

“Not much,” said her father briefly. “Slipped his cords, and going down the grade pulled up short, just like a vaquero agin a lassoed bull, almost draggin’ the man leadin’ him off his hoss, and then skyuted up the grade. For that matter, on that hoss o’ Judge Boompointer’s he mout have dragged the whole posse of ’em down on their knees ef he liked! Sarved ’em right, too. Instead of stringin’ him up afore the door, or shootin’ him on sight, they must allow to take him down afore the hull committee ‘for an example.’ ‘Example’ be blowed! Ther’ ‘s example enough when some stranger comes unbeknownst slap onter a man hanged to a tree and plugged full of holes. THAT’S an example, and HE knows what it means. Wot more do ye want? But then those Vigilantes is allus clingin’ and hangin’ onter some mere scrap o’ the law they’re pretendin’ to despise. It makes me sick! Why, when Jake Myers shot your ole Aunt Viney’s second husband, and I laid in wait for Jake afterwards in the Butternut Hollow, did I tie him to his hoss and fetch him down to your Aunt Viney’s cabin ‘for an example’ before I plugged him? No!” in deep disgust. “No! Why, I just meandered through the wood, careless-like, till he comes out, and I just rode up to him, and I said”–

But Salomy Jane had heard her father’s story before. Even one’s dearest relatives are apt to become tiresome in narration. “I know, dad,” she interrupted; “but this yer man,–this hoss-thief,–did HE get clean away without gettin’ hurt at all?”

“He did, and unless he’s fool enough to sell the hoss he kin keep away, too. So ye see, ye can’t ladle out purp stuff about a ‘dyin’ stranger’ to Rube. He won’t swaller it.”

“All the same, dad,” returned the girl cheerfully, “I reckon to say it, and say MORE; I’ll tell him that ef HE manages to get away too, I’ll marry him–there! But ye don’t ketch Rube takin’ any such risks in gettin’ ketched, or in gettin’ away arter!”

Madison Clay smiled grimly, pushed back his chair, rose, dropped a perfunctory kiss on his daughter’s hair, and, taking his shotgun from the corner, departed on a peaceful Samaritan mission to a cow who had dropped a calf in the far pasture. Inclined as he was to Reuben’s wooing from his eligibility as to property, he was conscious that he was sadly deficient in certain qualities inherent in the Clay family. It certainly would be a kind of mesalliance.

Left to herself, Salomy Jane stared a long while at the coffee-pot, and then called the two squaws who assisted her in her household duties, to clear away the things while she went up to her own room to make her bed. Here she was confronted with a possible prospect of that proverbial bed she might be making in her willfulness, and on which she must lie, in the photograph of a somewhat serious young man of refined features–Reuben Waters–stuck in her window-frame. Salomy Jane smiled over her last witticism regarding him and enjoyed, it, like your true humorist, and then, catching sight of her own handsome face in the little mirror, smiled again. But wasn’t it funny about that horse-thief getting off after all? Good Lordy! Fancy Reuben hearing he was alive and going round with that kiss of hers set on his lips! She laughed again, a little more abstractedly. And he had returned it like a man, holding her tight and almost breathless, and he going to be hung the next minute! Salomy Jane had been kissed at other times, by force, chance, or stratagem. In a certain ingenuous forfeit game of the locality known as “I’m a-pinin’,” many had “pined” for a “sweet kiss” from Salomy Jane, which she had yielded in a sense of honor and fair play. She had never been kissed like this before–she would never again; and yet the man was alive! And behold, she could see in the mirror that she was blushing!