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A voice broke the silence, and sent her dream-thoughts scattering to the winds.

“Honestly, kid,” said the voice, “I could be crazy about you, if you’d let me.”

The forgotten figure beside her woke into sudden life. A strong arm encircled her shoulders. A strong hand seized her own, which were clasped behind her head. Two warm, eager lips were pressed upon her lips, checking the little cry of surprise and wrath that rose in her throat.

Emma McChesney wrenched herself free with a violent jerk, and pushed him from her. She did not storm. She did not even rise. She sat very quietly, breathing fast. When she turned at last to look at the boy beside her it seemed that her white profile cut the darkness. The man shrank a little, and would have stammered something, but Emma McChesney checked him.

“You nasty, good-for-nothing, handsome young devil, you!” she said. “So you’re married.”

He sat up with a jerk. “How did you–what makes you think so?”

“That was a married kiss–a two-year-old married kiss, at least. No boy would get as excited as that about kissing an old stager like me. The chances are you’re out of practise. I knew that if it wasn’t teeth or impediment it must be morals. And it is.”

She moved over on the bench until she was close beside him. “Now, listen to me, boy.” She leaned forward, impressively. “Are you listening?”

“Yes,” answered the handsome young devil, sullenly.

“What I’ve got to say to you isn’t so much for your sake, as for your wife’s. I was married when I was eighteen, and stayed married eight years. I’ve had my divorce ten years, and my boy is seventeen years old. Figure it out. How old is Ann?”

“I don’t believe it,” he flashed back. “You’re not a day over twenty- six–anyway, you don’t look it. I–“

“Thanks,” drawled Emma. “That’s because you’ve never seen me in negligee. A woman’s as old as she looks with her hair on the dresser and bed only a few minutes away. Do you know why I was decent to you in the first place? Because I was foolish enough to think that you reminded me of my own kid. Every fond mama is gump enough to think that every Greek god she sees looks like her own boy, even if her own happ
ens to squint and have two teeth missing–which mine hasn’t, thank the Lord! He’s the greatest young–Well, now, look here, young ‘un. I’m going to return good for evil. Traveling men and geniuses should never marry. But as long as you’ve done it, you might as well start right. If you move from this spot till I get through with you, I’ll yell police and murder. Are you ready?”

“I’m dead sorry, on the square, I am–“

“Ten minutes late,” interrupted Emma McChesney. “I’m dishing up a sermon, hot, for one, and you’ve got to choke it down. Whenever I hear a traveling man howling about his lonesome evenings, and what a dog’s life it is, and no way for a man to live, I always wonder what kind of a summer picnic he thinks it is for his wife. She’s really a widow seven months in the year, without any of a widow’s privileges. Did you ever stop to think what she’s doing evenings? No, you didn’t. Well, I’ll tell you. She’s sitting home, night after night, probably embroidering monograms on your shirt sleeves by way of diversion. And on Saturday night, which is the night when every married woman has the inalienable right to be taken out by her husband, she can listen to the woman in the flat upstairs getting ready to go to the theater. The fact that there’s a ceiling between ’em doesn’t prevent her from knowing just where they’re going, and why he has worked himself into a rage over his white lawn tie, and whether they’re taking a taxi or the car and who they’re going to meet afterward at supper. Just by listening to them coming downstairs she can tell how much Mrs. Third Flat’s silk stockings cost, and if she’s wearing her new La Valliere or not. Women have that instinct, you know. Or maybe you don’t. There’s so much you’ve missed.”