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Ranson’s Folly
by
“Like hell!” cried the bandmaster, indignantly, breaking in on the tune with his baton. “I know my business! Now, then, men,” he commanded, “‘I’ll Leave My Happy Home for You.'”
As Mrs. Bolland dragged Miss Cahill into view of the assembled troopers Ranson pulled his father-in-law into a far corner of the room. He shook the written confession in his face.
“Now, will you kindly tell me what that means?” he demanded. “What sort of a gallery play were you trying to make?”
Cahill shifted his sombrero guiltily. “I was trying to get you out of the hole,” he stammered. “I–I thought you done it.”
“You thought I done it!”
“Sure. I never thought nothing else.”
“Then why do you say here that YOU did it?”
“Oh, because,” stammered Cahill, miserably, “’cause of Mary, ’cause she wanted to marry you–’cause you were going to marry her.”
“Well–but–what good were you going to do by shooting yourself?”
“Oh, then?” Cahill jerked back his head as though casting out an unpleasant memory. “I thought you’d caught me, you, too–between you!”
“Caught you! Then you did–?”
“No, but I tried to. I heard your plan, and I did follow you in the poncho and kerchief, meaning to hold up the stage first, and leave it to Crosby and Curtis to prove you did it. But when I reached the coach you were there ahead of me, and I rode away and put in my time at the Indian village. I never saw the paymaster’s cart, never heard of it till this morning. But what with Mame missing the poncho out of our shop and the wound in my hand I guessed they’d all soon suspect me. I saw you did. So I thought I’d just confess to what I meant to do, even if I didn’t do it.”
Ranson surveyed his father-in-law with a delighted grin. “How did you get that bullet-hole in your hand?” he asked.
Cahill laughed shamefacedly. “I hate to tell you that,” he said. “I got it just as I said I did. My new gun went off while I was fooling with it, with my hand over the muzzle. And me the best shot in the Territory! But when I heard the paymaster claimed he shot the Red Rider through the palm I knew no one would believe me if I told the truth. So I lied.”
Ranson glanced down at the written confession, and then tore it slowly into pieces. “And you were sure I robbed the stage, and yet you believed that I’d use this? What sort of a son-in-law do you think you’ve got?”
“You thought I robbed the stage, didn’t you?”
“Yes.”
“And you were going to stand for robbing it yourself, weren’t you? Well, that’s the sort of son-in-law I’ve got!”
The two men held out their hands at the same instant.
Mary Cahill, her face glowing with pride and besieged with blushes, came toward them from the veranda. She was laughing and radiant, but she turned her eyes on Ranson with a look of tender reproach.
“Why did you desert me?” she said. “It was awful. They are calling you now. They are playing ‘The Conquering Hero.'”
“Mr. Cahill,” commanded Ranson, “go out there and make a speech.” He turned to Mary Cahill and lifted one of her hands in both of his. “Well, I AM the conquering hero,” he said. “I’ve won the only thing worth winning, dearest,” he whispered; “we’ll run away from them in a minute, and we’ll ride to the waterfall and the Lover’s Leap.” He looked down at her wistfully. “Do you remember?”
Mary Cahill raised her head and smiled. He leaned toward her breathlessly.
“Why, did it mean that to you, too?” he asked.
She smiled up at him in assent.
“But I didn’t say anything, did I?” whispered Ranson. “I hardly knew you then. But I knew that day that I–that I would marry you or nobody else. And did you think–that you–“
“Yes,” Mary Cahill whispered.
He bent his head and touched her hand with his lips.
“Then we’ll go back this morning to the waterfall,” he said, “and tell it that it’s all come right. And now, we’ll bow to those crazy people out there, those make-believe dream-people, who don’t know that there is nothing real in this world but just you and me, and that we love each other.”
A dishevelled orderly bearing a tray with two glasses confronted Ranson at the door. “Here’s the Scotch and sodas, lieutenant,” he panted. “I couldn’t get ’em any sooner. The men wanted to take ’em off me–to drink Miss Cahill’s health.”
“So they shall,” said Ranson. “Tell them to drink the canteen dry and charge it to me. What’s a little thing like the regulations between friends? They have taught me my manners. Mr. Cahill,” he called.
The post-trader returned from the veranda.
Ranson solemnly handed him a glass and raised the other in the air. “Here’s hoping that the Red Rider rides on his raids no more,” he said; “and to the future Mrs. Ranson–to Mary Cahill, God bless her!”
He shattered the empty glass in the grate and took Cahill’s hand.
“Father-in-law,” said Ranson, “let’s promise each other to lead a new and a better life.”