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“Yes; I suppose it means my death,” young Calverley assented. “Well! I have feasted with the world and found its viands excellent. The banquet ended, I must not grumble with my host because I find his choice of cordials not altogether to my liking.” Thus speaking, he was aware of nothing save that the fiddlers were now about an air to which he had often danced with his dear wife.

“I have a trick yet left to save our honor,—-” Lord Ufford turned to a table where wine and glasses were set ready. “I propose a toast. Let us drink–for the last time–to the honor of the Calverleys.”

“It is an invitation I may not decorously refuse. And yet–it may be that I do not understand you?”

My lord of Ufford poured wine into two glasses. These glasses were from among the curios he collected so industriously–tall, fragile things, of seventeenth century make, very intricately cut with roses and thistles, and in the bottom of each glass a three-penny piece was embedded. Lord Ufford took a tiny vial from his pocket and emptied its contents into the glass which stood the nearer to Mr. Calverley.

“This is Florence water. We dabblers in science are experimenting with it at Gresham College. A taste of it means death–a painless, quick and honorable death. You will have died of a heart seizure. Come, Robin, let us drink to the honor of the Calverleys.”

The poet-earl paused for a little while. Now he was like some seer of supernal things.

“For look you,” said Lord Ufford, “we come of honorable blood. We two are gentlemen. We have our code, and we may not infringe upon it. Our code does not invariably square with reason, and I doubt if Scripture would afford a dependable foundation. So be it! We have our code and we may not infringe upon it. There have been many Calverleys who did not fear their God, but there was never any one of them who did not fear dishonor. I am the head of no less proud a house. As such, I counsel you to drink and die within the moment. It is not possible a Calverley survive dishonor. Oh, God!” the poet cried, and his voice broke; “and what is honor to this clamor within me! Robin, I love you better than I do this talk of honor! For, Robin, I have loved you long! so long that what we do to-night will always make life hideous to me!”

Calverley was not unmoved, but he replied in the tone of daily intercourse. “It is undoubtedly absurd to perish here, like some unreasonable adversary of the Borgias. Your device is rather outrageously horrific, Horace, like a bit out of your own romance–yes, egad, it is pre-eminently worthy of the author of The Vassal of Spalatro. Still I can understand that it is preferable to having fat and greasy fellows squander a shilling for the privilege of perching upon a box while I am being hanged. And I think I shall accept your toast–

“You will be avenged,” Ufford said, simply.

“My dear, as if I ever questioned that! Of course, you will kill Pevensey first and Umfraville afterward. Only I want to live. For I was meant to play a joyous role wholeheartedly in the big comedy of life. So many people find the world a dreary residence,” Mr. Calverley sighed, “that it is really a pity some one of these long-faced stolidities cannot die now instead of me. For I have found life wonderful throughout.”

The brows of Ufford knit. “Would you consent to live as a transported felon? I have much money. I need not tell you the last penny is at your disposal. It might be possible to bribe. Indeed, Lord Bute is all-powerful to-day and he would perhaps procure a pardon for you at my entreaty. He is so kind as to admire my scribblings. . . Or you might live among your fellow-convicts somewhere over sea for a while longer. I had not thought that such would be your choice—-” Here Ufford shrugged, restrained by courtesy. “Besides, Lord Bute is greatly angered with you, because you have endangered his Russian alliance. However, if you wish it, I will try—-“