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Now the poet’s lean countenance was turned upon young Calverley, and as always, Ufford evoked that nobility in Calverley which follies veiled but had not ever killed.

“Egad,” said Robert Calverley; “I grant you that all this was infamously done. I never authorized it. I shall kill Pevensey. Indeed, I will do more,” he added, with a flourish. “For I will apologize to Umfraville, and this very night.”

But Ufford was not disposed to levity. “Let us come to the point,” he sadly said. “Pevensey returned everything except the necklace which Umfraville had intended to be his bridal gift. Pevensey conceded the jest, in fine; and denied all knowledge of any necklace.”

It was an age of accommodating morality. Calverley sketched a whistle, and showed no other trace of astonishment.

“I see. The fool confided in the spendthrift. My dear, I understand. In nature Pevensey gave the gems to some nymph of Sadler’s Wells or Covent Garden. For I was out of England. And so he capped his knavery with insolence. It is an additional reason why Pevensey should not live to scratch a gray head. It is, however, an affront to me that Umfraville should have believed him. I doubt if I may overlook that, Horace?”

“I question if he did believe. But, then, what help had he? This Pevensey is an earl. His person as a peer of England is inviolable. No statute touches him directly, because he may not be confined except by the King’s personal order. And it is tolerably notorious that Pevensey is in Lord Bute’s pay, and that our Scottish Mortimer, to do him justice, does not permit his spies to be injured.”

Now Mr. Calverley took snuff. The music without was now more audible, and it had shifted to a merrier tune.

“I think I comprehend. Pevensey and I–whatever were our motives–have committed a robbery. Pevensey, as the law runs, is safe. I, too, was safe as long as I kept out of England. As matters stand, Lord Umfraville intends to press a charge of theft against me. And I am in disgrace with Bute, who is quite content to beat offenders with a crooked stick. This confluence of two-penny accidents is annoying.”

“It is worse than you know,” my lord of Ufford returned. He opened the door which led to the Venetian Chamber. A surge of music, of laughter, and of many lights invaded the room wherein they stood. “D’ye see those persons, just past Umfraville, so inadequately disguised as gentlemen? They are from Bow Street. Lord Umfraville intends to apprehend you here to-night.”

“He has an eye for the picturesque,” drawled Calverley. “My tragedy, to do him justice, could not be staged more strikingly. Those additional alcoves have improved the room beyond belief. I must apologize for not having rendered my compliments a trifle earlier.”

Internally he outstormed Termagaunt. It was infamous enough, in all conscience, to be arrested, but to have half the world of fashion as witnessess of ones discomfiture was perfectly intolerable. He recognized the excellent chance he had of being the most prominent figure upon some scaffold before long, but that contingency did not greatly trouble Calverley, as set against the certainty of being made ridiculous within the next five minutes.

In consequence, he frowned and rearranged the fall of his shirt-frill a whit the more becomingly.

“Yes, for hate sharpens every faculty,” the earl went on. “Even Umfraville understands that you do not fear death. So he means to have you tried like any common thief while all your quondam friends sit and snigger. And you will be convicted—-“

“Why, necessarily, since I am not as Pevensey. Of course, I must confess I took the necklace.”

“And Pevensey must stick to the tale that he knows nothing of any necklace. Dear Robin, this means Newgate. Accident deals very hardly with us, Robin, for this means Tyburn Hill.”