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‘That’s very good of you,’ he said; ‘but will Edith Butler be satisfied? That’s more to the point.’

‘I am Edith Butler,’ said Mr Prosser.

Owen stopped. ‘You?’

‘You need not babble it from the house-tops. You are the only person besides my agent who knows it, and I wouldn’t have told you if I could have helped it. It isn’t a thing I want known. Great Scott, man, don’t goggle at me like a fish! Haven’t you heard of pseudonyms before?’

‘Yes, but–‘

‘Well, never mind. Take it from me that I am Edith Butler. Now listen to me. That manuscript reached me when I was in the country. There was no name on it. That in itself points strongly to the fact that you were its author. It was precisely the chuckle-headed sort of thing you would have done, to put no name on the thing.’

‘I enclosed a letter, anyhow.’

‘There was a letter enclosed. I opened the parcel out of doors. There was a fresh breeze blowing at the time. It caught the letter, and that was the last I saw of it. I had read as far as “Dear Madam”. But one thing I do remember about it, and that was that it was sent from some hotel in Cheltenham, and I could remember it if I heard it. Now, then?’

‘I can tell it you. It was Wilbraham’s. I was stopping there.’

‘You pass,’ said Mr Prosser. ‘It was Wilbraham’s.’

Owen’s heart gave a jump. For a moment he walked on air.

‘Then do you mean to say that it’s all right–that you believe–‘

‘I do,’ said Mr Prosser. ‘By the way,’ he said, ‘the notice of White Roses went up last night.’

Owen’s heart turned to lead.

‘But–but–‘ he stammered. ‘But tonight the house was packed.’

‘It was. Packed with paper. All the merry dead-heads in London were there. It has been the worst failure this season. And, by George,’ he cried, with sudden vehemence, ‘serve ’em right. If I told them once it would fail in England, I told them a hundred times. The London public won’t stand that sort of blithering twaddle.’

Owen stopped and looked round. A cab was standing across the road. He signalled to it. He felt incapable of walking home. No physical blow could have unmanned him more completely than this hideous disappointment just when, by a miracle, everything seemed to be running his way.

‘Sooner ride than walk,’ said Mr Prosser, pushing his head through the open window. ‘Laziness–slackness–that’s the curse of the modern young man. Where shall I tell him to drive to?’

Owen mentioned his address. It struck him that he had not thanked his host for his hospitality.

‘It was awfully good of you to give me supper, Mr Prosser,’ he said. ‘I’ve enjoyed it tremendously.’

‘Come again,’ said Mr Prosser. ‘I’m afraid you’re disappointed about the play?’

Owen forced a smile.

‘Oh, no, that’s all right,’ he said. ‘It can’t be helped.’

Mr Prosser half turned, then thrust his head through the window again.

‘I knew there was something I had forgotten to say,’ he said. ‘I ought to have told you that the play was produced in America before it came to London. It ran two seasons in New York and one in Chicago, and there are three companies playing it still on the road. Here’s my card. Come round and see me tomorrow. I can’t tell you the actual figures off-hand, but you’ll be all right. You’ll have pots o’ money.’