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Poppy’s Pranks
by
Poppy didn’t die, though she got all ready for it; and felt rather disappointed when the foot healed, the jaws remained as active as ever, and the fits didn’t come. I think it did her good; for she never forgot that week, and, though she was near dying several times after, she never was so fit to go as she was then.
“Burney’s making jelly: let’s go and get our scrapings,” said Poppy to Nellie once, when mamma was away.
But Burney was busy and cross, and cooks are not as patient as mothers; so when the children appeared, each armed with a spoon, and demanded their usual feast, she wouldn’t hear of it, and ordered them off.
“But we only want the scrapings of the pan, Burney: mamma always lets us have them, when we help her make jelly; don’t she, Nelly?” said Poppy, trying to explain the case.
“Yes; and makes us our little potful too,” added Nelly, persuasively.
“I don’t want your help; so be off. Your ma can fuss with your pot, if she chooses. I’ve no time.”
“I think Burney’s the crossest woman in the world. It’s mean to eat all the scrapings herself; isn’t it Nelly?” said Poppy, very loud, as the cook shut the door in their faces. “Never mind: I know how to pay her,” she added, in a whisper, as they sat on the stairs bewailing their wrongs. “She’ll put her old jelly in the big closet, and lock the door; but we can climb the plum tree, and get in at the window, when she takes her nap.”
“Should we dare to eat any?” asked Nelly, timid, but longing for the forbidden fruit.
“I should; just as much as ever I like. It’s mamma’s jelly, and she won’t mind. I don’t care for old cross Burney,” said Poppy, sliding down the banisters by way of soothing her ruffled spirit.
So when Burney went to her room after dinner, the two rogues climbed in at the window; and, each taking a jar, sat on the shelf, dipping in their fingers and revelling rapturously. But Burney wasn’t asleep, and, hearing a noise below, crept down to see what mischief was going on. Pausing in the entry to listen, she heard whispering, clattering of glasses, and smacking of lips in the big closet; and in a moment knew that her jelly was lost. She tried the door with her key; but sly Poppy had bolted it on the inside, and, feeling quite safe, defied Burney from among the jelly-pots, entirely reckless of consequences. Short-sighted Poppy! she forgot Cy; but Burney didn’t, and sent him to climb in at the window, and undo the door. Feeling hurt that the young ladies hadn’t asked him to the feast, Cy hardened his heart against them, and delivered them up to the enemy, regardless of Poppy’s threats and Nelly’s prayers.
“Poppy proposed it, she broke the jar, and I didn’t eat much. O Burney! don’t hurt her, please, but let me ‘splain it to mamma when she comes,” sobbed Nelly, as Burney seized Poppy, and gave her a good shaking.
“You go wash your face, Miss Nelly, and leave this naughty, naughty child to me,” said Burney; and took Poppy, kicking and screaming, into the little library, where she–oh, dreadful to relate!–gave her a good spanking, and locked her up.
Mamma never whipped, and Poppy was in a great rage at such an indignity. The minute she was left alone, she looked about to see how she could be revenged. A solar lamp stood on the table; and Poppy coolly tipped it over, with a fine smash, calling out to Burney that she’d have to pay for it, that mamma would be very angry, and that she, Poppy, was going to spoil every thing in the room. But Burney was gone, and no one came near her. She kicked the paint off the door, rattled the latch, called Burney a “pig,” and Cy “a badder boy than the man who smothered the little princes in the Tower.” Poppy was very fond of that story, and often played it with Nelly and the dolls. Having relieved her feelings in this way, Poppy rested, and then set about amusing herself. Observing that the spilt oil made the table shine, she took her handkerchief and polished up the furniture, as she had seen the maids do.