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“Oh, I suppose any work that takes a woman out into the world–” began Emma McChesney vaguely, her hand on the door-knob.

“Sure,” agreed the other. “I ought to know. The hotels and time-tables alone are enough to kill. Who do you suppose makes up train schedules? They don’t seem to think no respectable train ought to leave anywhere before eleven-fifty A.M., or arrive after six A.M. We played Ottumwa, Iowa, last night, and here we are jumpin’ to Illinois.”

In surprise Emma McChesney turned at the door for another look at the hair, figure, complexion and kimono.

“Oh, you’re an actress! Well, if you think mine is a hard life for a woman, why–“

“Me!” said the green-gold blonde, and laughed not prettily. “I ain’t a woman. I’m a queen of burlesque.

“Burlesque? You mean one of those–” Emma McChesney stopped, her usually deft tongue floundering.

“One of those ‘men only’ troupes? You guessed it. I’m Blanche LeHaye, of the Sam Levin Crackerjack Belles. We get into North Bend at six to- morrow morning, and we play there to-morrow night, Sunday.” She took a step forward so that her haggard face and artificially tinted hair were very near Emma McChesney. “Know what I was thinkin’ just one second before you come out here?”

“No; what?”

“I was thinkin’ what a cinch it would be to just push aside that canvas thing there by the steps and try what the newspaper accounts call ‘jumping into the night.’ Say, if I’d had on my other lawnjerie I’ll bet I’d have done it.”

Into Emma McChesney’s understanding heart there swept a wave of pity. But she answered lightly: “Is that supposed to be funny?”

The plump blonde yawned. “It depends on your funny bone. Mine’s got blunted. I’m the lady that the Irish comedy guy slaps in the face with a bunch of lettuce. Say, there’s something about you that makes a person get gabby and tell things. You’d make a swell clairvoyant.”

Beneath the comedy of the bleached hair, and the flaccid face, and the bizarre wrapper; behind the coarseness and vulgarity and ignorance, Emma McChesney’s keen mental eye saw something decent and clean and beautiful. And something pitiable, and something tragic.

“I guess you’d better come in and get some sleep,” said Emma McChesney; and somehow found her hand resting on the woman’s shoulder. So they stood, on the swaying, jolting platform. Blanche LeHaye, of the Sam Levin Crackerjack Belles, looked down, askance, at the hand on her shoulder, as at some strange and interesting object.

“Ten years ago,” she said, “that would have started me telling the story of my life, with all the tremolo stops on, and the orchestra in tears. Now it only makes me mad.”

Emma McChesney’s hand seemed to snatch itself away from the woman’s shoulder.

“You can’t treat me with your life’s history. I’m going in.”

“Wait a minute. Don’t go away sore, kid. On the square, I guess I liked the feel of your hand on my arm, like that. Say, I’ve done the same thing myself to a strange dog that looked up at me, pitiful. You know, the way you reach down, and pat ‘m on the head, and say, ‘Nice doggie, nice doggie, old fellow,’ even if it is a street cur, with a chawed ear, and no tail. They growl and show their teeth, but they like it. A woman–Lordy! there comes the brakeman. Let’s beat it. Ain’t we the nervy old hens!”

The female of the species as she is found in sleeping-car dressing- rooms had taught Emma McChesney to rise betimes that she might avoid contact with certain frowsy, shapeless beings armed with bottles of milky liquids, and boxes of rosy pastes, and pencils that made arched and inky lines; beings redolent of bitter almond, and violet toilette water; beings in doubtful cor
sets and green silk petticoats perfect as to accordion-plaited flounce, but showing slits and tatters farther up; beings jealously guarding their ten inches of mirror space and consenting to move for no one; ladies who had come all the way from Texas and who insisted on telling about it, despite a mouthful of hairpins; doubtful sisters who called one dearie and required to be hooked up; distracted mothers with three small children who wiped their hands on your shirt-waist.