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Paying the Doctor
by
While sitting in his office one day about three o’clock, waiting for his carriage to come up to the door, Mr. Smith entered, and asked for his bill, as he was about to leave. On examining his account-book, Dr. Elton found that he had made about fifty visits, and accordingly he made out his bill fifty dollars.
“How much is this, doctor?” said Mr. Smith, eyeing the bill with something of doubt in the expression of his countenance.
“Fifty dollars, sir.”
“Fifty dollars! Why, surely, doctor, you are not going to take advantage of me in that way?”
“I don’t understand you, sir.”
“Why, I never heard of such an extravagant bill in my life. I have my whole family attended at home for fifty dollars a year, and you have not been visiting one of them much over a month.”
“Such as the bill is, you will have to pay it, sir. It is just, and I shall not abate one dollar,” responded Dr. Elton, considerably irritated.
Mr. Smith drew out his pocket-book slowly, selected a fifty-dollar bill from a large package, handed it to the doctor, took his receipt, and rising to his feet, said emphatically–
“I am a stranger, and you have taken advantage of me. But remember, the gains of dishonesty will never prosper!” and turning upon his heel, left the office.
“Who would be a doctor?” murmured Dr. Elton, forcing the unpleasant thoughts occasioned by the incident from his mind, and endeavouring to fix it upon a case of more than usual interest which he had been called to that day.
A word to the wise is sufficient; it is therefore needless to multiply scenes illustrative of the manner in which too many people pay the doctor.
When any one is sick, the doctor is sent for, and the family are all impatient until he arrives. If the case is a bad one, he is looked upon as a ministering angel; the patient’s eye brightens when he comes, and all in the house feel more cheerful for hours after. Amid all kinds of weather, at all hours in the day or night, he obeys the summons, and brings all his skill, acquired by long study, and by much laborious practice, to bear upon the disease. But when the sick person gets well, the doctor is forgotten; and when the bill appears, complaint at its amount is almost always made; and too frequently, unless he proceed to legal measures, it is entirely withheld from him. These things ought not so to be. Of course, there are many honourable exceptions; but every physician can exclaim–“Would that their number was greater!”