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“You could if you loved a man,” said Gabe stubbornly.

The hard lines around the jaw and the experienced lines about the eyes seemed suddenly to stand out on Effie’s face.

“Love’s young dream is all right. But you’ve reached the age when you let your cigar ash dribble down onto your vest. Now me, I’ve got a kimono nature but a straight-front job, and it’s kept me young. Young! I’ve got to be. That’s my stock in trade. You see, Gabie, we’re just twenty years late, both of us. They’re not going to boost your salary. These days they’re looking for kids on the road–live wires, with a lot of nerve and a quick come-back. They don’t want old-timers. Why, say, Gabie, if I was to tell you what I spend in face powder and toilette water and hairpins alone, you’d think I’d made a mistake and given you the butcher bill instead. And I’m no professional beauty, either. Only it takes money to look cleaned and pressed in this town.”

In the seclusion of the cafe corner, Gabe laid one plump, highly manicured hand on Effie’s smooth arm. “You wouldn’t need to stay young for me, Effie. I like you just as you are, with out the powder, or the toilette water, or the hair-pins.”

His red, good-natured face had an expression upon it that was touchingly near patient resignation as he looked up into Effie’s sparkling countenance. “You never looked so good to me as you do this minute, old girl. And if the day comes when you get lonesome–or change your mind–or—-“

Effie shook her head, and started to draw on her long white gloves. “I guess I haven’t refused you the way the dames in the novels do it. Maybe it’s because I’ve had so little practice. But I want to say this, Gabe. Thank God I don’t have to die knowing that no man ever wanted me to be his wife. Honestly, I’m that grateful that I’d marry you in a minute if I didn’t like you so well.”

“I’ll be back in three months, like always,” was all that Gabe said. “I ain’t going to write. When I get here we’ll just take in a show, and the younger you look the better I’ll like it.”

But on the occasion of Gabe’s spring trip he encountered a statuesque blonde person where Effie had been wont to reign.

“Miss–er Bauer out of town?”

The statue melted a trifle in the sunshine of Gabe’s ingratiating smile.

“Miss Bauer’s ill,” the statue informed him, using a heavy Eastern accent. “Anything I can do for you? I’m taking her place.”

“Why–ah–not exactly; no,” said Gabe. “Just a temporary indisposition, I suppose?”

“Well, you wouldn’t hardly call it that, seeing that she’s been sick with typhoid for seven weeks.”

“Typhoid!” shouted Gabe.

“While I’m not in the habit of asking gentlemen their names, I’d like to inquire if yours happens to be Marks–Gabe I. Marks?”

“Sure,” said Gabe. “That’s me.”

“Miss Bauer’s nurse telephones down last week that if a gentleman named Marks–Gabe I. Marks–drops in and inquires for Miss Bauer, I’m to tell him that she’s changed her mind.”

On the way from Spiegel’s corset department to the car, Gabe stopped only for a bunch of violets. Effie’s apartment house reached, he sent up his card, the violets, and a message that the gentleman was waiting. There came back a reply that sent Gabie up before the violets were relieved of their first layer of tissue paper.

Effie was sitting in a deep chair by the window, a flowered quilt bunched about her shoulders, her feet in gray knitted bedroom slippers. She looked every minute of her age, and she knew it, and didn’t care. The hand that she held out to Gabe was a limp, white, fleshless thing that seemed to bear no relation to the plump, firm member that Gabe had pressed on so many previous occasions.

Gabe stared at this pale wraith in a moment of alarm and dismay. Then:

“You’re looking–great!” he stammered. “Great! Nobody’d believe you’d been sick a minute. Guess you’ve just been stalling for a beauty rest, what?”