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“Egad, it is a month and three days over,” Wycherley retorted, “since you suggested your respected brother-in-law was ready to pay my debts in full, upon condition I retaliated by making your adorable niece Mistress Wycherley. Well, I stand to-day indebted to him for an advance of L1500 and am no more afraid of bailiffs. We have performed a very creditable stroke of business; and the day after to-morrow you will have fairly earned your L500 for arranging the marriage. Faith, and in earnest of this, I already begin to view you through appropriate lenses as undoubtedly the most desirable aunt in the universe.”

Nor was there any unconscionable stretching of the phrase. Through the quiet forest, untouched as yet by any fidgeting culture, and much as it was when John Lackland wooed Hawisa under, its venerable oaks, old even then, the little widow moved like a light flame. She was clothed throughout in scarlet, after her high-hearted style of dress, and carried a tall staff of ebony; and the gold head of it was farther from the dead leaves than was her mischievous countenance. The big staghound lounged beside her. She pleased the eye, at least, did this heartless, merry and selfish Olivia, whom Wycherley had so ruthlessly depicted in his Plain Dealer. To the last detail Wycherley found her, as he phrased it, “mignonne et piquante,” and he told her so.

Lady Drogheda observed, “Fiddle-de-dee!” Lady Drogheda continued: “Yes, I am a fool, of course, but then I still remember Bessington, and the boy that went mad there—-“

“Because of a surfeit of those dreams ‘such as the poets know when they are young.’ Sweet chuck, beat not the bones of the buried; when he breathed he was a likely lad,” Mr. Wycherley declared, with signal gravity.

“Oh, la, la!” she flouted him. “Well, in any event you were the first gentleman in England to wear a neckcloth of Flanders lace.”

“And you were the first person of quality to eat cheesecakes in Spring Garden,” he not half so mirthfully retorted. “So we have not entirely failed in life, it may be, after all.”

She made of him a quite irrelevant demand: “D’ye fancy Esau was contented, William?”

“I fancy he was fond of pottage, madam; and that, as I remember, he got his pottage. Come, now, a tangible bowl of pottage, piping hot, is not to be despised in such a hazardous world as ours is.”

She was silent for a lengthy while. “Lord, Lord, how musty all that brave, sweet nonsense seems!” she said, and almost sighed. “Eh, well! le vin est tire, et il faut le boire.”

“My adorable aunt! Let us put it a thought less dumpishly; and render thanks because our pottage smokes upon the table, and we are blessed with excellent appetites.”

“So that in a month we will be back again in the playhouses and Hyde Park and Mulberry Garden, or nodding to each other in the New Exchange,–you with your debts paid, and I with my L500—-?” She paused to pat the staghound’s head. “Lord Remon came this afternoon,” said Lady Drogheda, and with averted eyes.

“I do not approve of Remon,” he announced. “Nay, madam, even a Siren ought to spare her kin and show some mercy toward the more stagnant-blooded fish.”

And Lady Drogheda shrugged. “He is very wealthy, and I am lamentably poor. One must not seek noon at fourteen o’clock or clamor for better bread than was ever made from wheat.”

Mr. Wycherley laughed, after a pregnant silence.

“By heavens, madam, you are in the right! So I shall walk no more in Figgis Wood, for its old magic breeds too many day-dreams. Besides, we have been serious for half-an-hour. Now, then, let us discuss theology, dear aunt, or millinery, or metaphysics, or the King’s new statue at Windsor, or, if you will, the last Spring Garden scandal. Or let us count the leaves upon this tree; and afterward I will enumerate my reasons for believing yonder crescent moon to be the paring of the Angel Gabriel’s left thumb-nail.”