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Old Man Minick
by
“Let me tell you, here and now, something’s got to be done before you can get a country back on a sound financial basis. Why, take Russia alone, why …” Or: “Young people nowdays! They don’t know what respect means. I tell you there’s got to be a change and there will be, and it’s the older generation that’s got to bring it about. What do they know of hardship! What do they know about work–real work. Most of ’em’s never done a real day’s work in their life. All they think of is dancing and gambling and drinking. Look at the way they dress! Look at …”
Ad lib.
“That’s so,” the others would agree. “I was saying only yesterday …”
Then, too, until a year or two before, he had taken active part in business. He had retired only at the urging of Ma and the children. They said he ought to rest and play and enjoy himself.
Now, as his strength and good spirits gradually returned he began to go downtown, mornings. He would dress, carefully, though a little shakily. He had always shaved himself and he kept this up. All in all, during the day, he occupied the bathroom literally for hours, and this annoyed Nettie to the point of frenzy, though she said nothing. He liked the white cheerfulness of the little tiled room. He puddled about in the water endlessly. Snorted and splashed and puffed and snuffled and blew. He was one of those audible washers who emerge dripping and whose ablutions are distributed impartially over ceiling, walls, and floor.
Nettie, at the closed door: “Father, are you all right?”
Splash! Prrrf! “Yes. Sure. I’m all right.”
“Well, I didn’t know. You’ve been in there so long.”
He was a neat old man, but there was likely to be a spot or so on his vest or his coat lapel, or his tie. Ma used to remove these, on or off him, as the occasion demanded, rubbing carefully and scolding a little, making a chiding sound between tongue and teeth indicative of great impatience of his carelessness. He had rather enjoyed these sounds, and this rubbing and scratching on the cloth with the fingernail and a moistened rag. They indicated that someone cared. Cared about the way he looked. Had pride in him. Loved him. Nettie never removed spots. Though infrequently she said, “Father, just leave that suit out, will you? I’ll send it to the cleaner’s with George’s. The man’s coming to-morrow morning.” He would look down at himself, hastily, and attack a spot here and there with a futile fingernail.
His morning toilette completed, he would make for the Fifty-first Street L. Seated in the train he would assume an air of importance and testy haste; glance out of the window; look at his watch. You got the impression of a handsome and well-preserved old gentleman on his way downtown to consummate a shrewd business deal. He had been familiar with Chicago’s downtown for fifty years and he could remember when State Street was a tree-shaded cottage district. The noise and rush and clangour of the Loop had long been familiar to him. But now he seemed to find the downtown trip arduous, even hazardous. The roar of the elevated trains, the hoarse hoots of the motor horns, the clang of the street cars, the bedlam that is Chicago’s downtown district bewildered him, frightened him almost. He would skip across the street like a harried hare, just missing a motor truck’s nose and all unconscious of the stream of invective directed at him by its charioteer. “Heh! Whatcha!… Look!”–Sometimes a policeman came to his aid, or attempted to, but he resented this proffered help.
“Say, look here, my lad,” he would say to the tall, tired, and not at all burly (standing on one’s feet directing traffic at Wabash and Madison for eight hours a day does not make for burliness) policeman, “I’ve been coming downtown since long before you were born. You don’t need to help me. I’m no jay from the country.”