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It was at this point that Parkins always failed in his resolution to keep his eyes shut. With many misgivings as to incipient failure of eyesight, over-worked brain, excessive smoking, and so on, he finally resigned himself to light his candle, get out a book, and pass the night waking, rather than be tormented by this persistent panorama, which he saw clearly enough could only be a morbid reflection of his walk and his thoughts on that very day.

The scraping of match on box and the glare of light must have startled some creatures of the night–rats or what not–which he heard scurry across the floor from the side of his bed with much rustling. Dear, dear! the match is out! Fool that it is! But the second one burnt better, and a candle and book were duly procured, over which Parkins pored till sleep of a wholesome kind came upon him, and that in no long space. For about the first time in his orderly and prudent life he forgot to blow out the candle, and when he was called next morning at eight there was still a flicker in the socket and a sad mess of guttered grease on the top of the little table.

After breakfast he was in his room, putting the finishing touches to his golfing costume–fortune had again allotted the Colonel to him for a partner–when one of the maids came in.

“Oh, if you please,” she said, “would you like any extra blankets on your bed, sir?”

“Ah! thank you,” said Parkins.”Yes, I think I should like one. It seems likely to turn rather colder.”

In a very short time the maid was back with the
blanket.

“Which bed should I put it on, sir?” she asked.”What? Why, that one–the one I slept in last night,” he said, pointing to it.

“Oh yes! I beg your pardon, sir, but you seemed to have tried both of ’em; leastways, we had to make ’em both up this morning.”

“Really? How very absurd!” said Parkins.”I certainly never touched the other, except to lay some things on it. Did it actually seem to have been slept in?”

“Oh, yes, sir!” said the maid.”Why, all the things was crumpled and throwed about all ways, if you’ll excuse me, sir–quite as if anyone ‘adn’t passed but a very poor night, sir.”

“Dear me,” said Parkins.”Well, I may have disordered it more than I thought when I unpacked my things. I’m very sorry to have given you the extra trouble. I’m sure. I expect a friend of mine soon, by the way–a gentleman from Cambridge–to come and occupy it for a night or two. That will be all right, I suppose, won’t it?”

“Oh yes, to be sure, sir. Thank you, sir. It’s no trouble. I’m sure,” said the maid, and departed to giggle with her colleagues.

Parkins set forth, with a stern determination to improve his game.

I am glad to be able to report that he succeeded so far in this enterprise that the Colonel, who had been rather repining at the prospect of a second day’s play in his company, became quite chatty as the morning advanced; and his voice boomed out over the flats, as certain also of our own minor poets have said, “like some great bourdon in a minster tower”.

“Extraordinary wind, that, we had last night,” he said.”In my old home we should have said someone had been whistling for it.”

“Should you, indeed!” said Parkins, “Is there a superstition of that kind still current in your part of the country?”

“I don’t know about superstition,” said the Colonel.”They believe in it all over Denmark and Norway, as well as on the Yorkshire coast; and my experience is, mind you, that there’s generally something at the bottom of what these country-folk hold to, and have held to for generations. But it’s your drive” (or whatever it might have been: the golfing reader will have to imagine appropriate digressions at the proper intervals).

When conversation was resumed. Parkins said, with a slight hesitancy:

“Apropos of what you were saying just now. Colonel, I think I ought to tell you that my own views on such subjects are very strong. I am, in fact, a convinced disbeliever in what is called the ‘supernatural’.”