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Not A Pin To Choose
by
“I would have thee enter this casket again,” said the Emperor Abdallah.
“Enter the casket!” cried the Genie, aghast.
“Enter the casket.”
“In what have I done anything to offend my lord?” said the Genie.
“In nothing,” said the emperor; “only I would have thee enter the casket again as thou wert when I first found thee.”
It was in vain that the Genie begged and implored for mercy, it was in vain that he reminded Abdallah of all that he had done to benefit him; the great emperor stood as hard as a rock–into the casket the Genie must and should go. So at last into the casket the monster went, bellowing most lamentably.
The Emperor Abdallah shut the lid of the casket, and locked it and sealed it with his seal. Then, hiding it under his cloak, he bore it out into the garden and to a deep well, and, first making sure that nobody was by to see, dropped casket and Genie and all into the water.
Now had that wise man been by–the wise man who had laughed so when the poor young fagot-maker wept and wailed at the ingratitude of his friend–the wise man who had laughed still louder when the young fagot-maker vowed that in another case he would not have been so ungrateful to one who had benefited him–how that wise man would have roared when he heard the casket plump into the waters of the well! For, upon my word of honor, betwixt Ali the fagot-maker and Abdallah the Emperor of the World there was not a pin to choose, except in degree.
Old Ali Baba’s pipe had nearly gone out, and he fell a puffing at it until the spark grew to life again, and until great clouds of smoke rolled out around his head and up through the rafters above.
“I liked thy story, friend,” said old Bidpai–“I liked it mightily much. I liked more especially the way in which thy emperor got rid of his demon, or Genie.”
Fortunatus took a long pull at his mug of ale. “I know not,” said he, “about the demon, but there was one part that I liked much, and that was about the treasures of silver and gold and the palace that the Genie built and all the fine things that the poor fagot-maker enjoyed.” Then he who had once carried the magic purse in his pocket fell a clattering with the bottom of his quart cup upon the table. “Hey! My pretty lass,” cried he, “come hither and fetch me another stoup of ale.”
Little Brown Betty came at his call, stumbling and tumbling into the room, just as she had stumbled and tumbled in the Mother Goose book, only this time she did not crack her crown, but gathered herself up laughing.
“You may fill my canican while you are about it,” said St. George, “for, by my faith, tis dry work telling a story.”
“And mine, too,” piped the little Tailor who killed seven flies at a blow.
“And whose turn is it now to tell a story?” said Doctor Faustus.
“Tis his,” said the Lad who fiddled for the Jew, and he pointed to Hans who traded and traded until he had traded his lump of gold for an empty churn.
Hans grinned sheepishly. “Well,” said he, “I never did have luck at anything, and why, then, d’ye think I should have luck at telling a story?”
“Nay, never mind that,” said Aladdin, “tell thy story, friend, as best thou mayst.”
“Very well,” said Hans, “if ye will have it, I will tell it to you; but, after all, it is not better than my own story, and the poor man in the end gets no more than I did in my bargains.”
“And what is your story about, my friend?” said Cinderella.
“Tis,” said Hans, “about how–“