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Not A Day Over Twenty-One
by [?]

Harrietta told Ken about it, not without some bitterness: “Which only proves one can’t be too careful about picking one’s parents. If my father had been a hod carrier instead of a minister of the Gospel and a darling old dreamer, I’d be earning five thousand a week, too.”

They were dining together in Harrietta’s little sitting room so high up and quiet and bright with its cream enamel and its log fire. Almost one entire wall of that room was window, facing south, and framing such an Arabian Nights panorama as only a New York eleventh-story window, facing south, can offer.

Ken lifted his right eyebrow, which was a way he had when being quizzical. “What would you do with five thousand a week, just supposing?”

“I’d do all the vulgar things that other people do who have five thousand a week.”

“You wouldn’t enjoy them. You don’t care for small dogs or paradise aigrettes or Italian villas in Connecticut or diamond-studded cigarette holders or plush limousines or butlers.” He glanced comprehensively about the little room–at the baby grand whose top was pleasantly littered with photographs and bonbon dishes and flower vases; at the smart little fire snapping in the grate; at the cheerful reds and blues and ochres and sombre blues and purples and greens of the books in the open bookshelves; at the squat clock on the mantelshelf; at the gorgeous splashes of black and gold glimpsed through the many-paned window. “You’ve got everything you really want right here”–his gesture seemed, somehow, to include himself–“if you only knew it.”

“You talk,” snapped Harrietta, “as the Rev. H. John Scoville used to.” She had never said a thing like that before. “I’m sick of what they call being true to my art. I’m tired of having last year’s suit relined, even if it is smart enough to be good this year. I’m sick of having the critics call me an intelligent comedienne who is unfortunate in her choice of plays. Some day”–a little flash of fright was there–“I’ll pick up the Times and see myself referred to as ‘that sterling actress.’ Then I’ll know I’m through.”

“You!”

“Tell me I’m young, Ken. Tell me I’m young and beautiful and bewitching.”

“You’re young and beautiful and bewitching.”

“Ugh! And yet they say the Irish have the golden tongues.”

Two months later Harrietta had an offer to go into pictures. It wasn’t her first, but it undeniably was the best. The sum offered per week was what she might usually expect to get per month in a successful stage play. To accept the offer meant the Coast. She found herself having a test picture taken and trying to believe the director who said it was good; found herself expatiating on the brightness, quietness, and general desirability of the eleventh-floor apartment in Fifty-sixth Street to an acquaintance who was seeking a six months’ city haven for the summer.

“She’ll probably ruin my enamel dressing table with toilet water and ring my piano top with wet glasses and spatter grease on the kitchenette wall. But I’ll be earning a million,” Harrietta announced, recklessly, “or thereabouts. Why should I care?”

She did care, though, as a naturally neat and thrifty woman cares for her household goods which have, through years of care of them and association with them, become her household gods. The clock on the mantel wasn’t a clock, but a plump friend with a white smiling face and a soothing tongue; the low, ample davenport wasn’t a davenport only, but a soft bosom that pillowed her; that which lay spread shimmering beneath her window was not New York alone–it was her View. To a woman like this, letting her apartment furnished is like farming out her child to strangers.

She had told her lessee about her laundress and her cleaning woman and how to handle the balky faucet that controlled the shower. She had said good-bye to Ken entirely surrounded by his books, magazines, fruit, and flowers. She was occupying a Pullman drawing room paid for by the free-handed filmers. She was crossing farm lands, plains, desert. She was wondering if all those pink sweaters and white flannel trousers outside the Hollywood Hotel were there for the same reason that she was. She was surveying a rather warm little room shaded by a dense tree whose name she did not know. She was thinking it felt a lot like her old trouping days, when her telephone tinkled and a voice announced Mrs. Lissome. Lissome? Lesam. Irish Mary, of course. Harrietta’s maid, engaged for the trip, had failed her at the last moment. Now her glance rested on the two massive trunks and the litter of smart, glittering bags that strewed the room. A relieved look crept into her eyes. A knock at the door. A resplendent figure was revealed at its opening. The look in Harrietta’s eyes vanished.