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We descended the hill to find the village gay with bunting, the competing boats lying ready off the pier, a sizeable crowd already gathered, and the Committee awaiting us at the beach-head. Each committee-man wore a favour of blue-and-white ribbon, and upon our arrival every hat flew off to Sir Felix, while the band played ‘See the Conquering Hero Comes!’

It was, not to put too fine a point on the description, an atrocious band. It had come from afar, from one of the inland china-clay villages, and in hiring it the Committee had been constant to its principle that no more money than was necessary should be allowed to go out of Kirris-vean. Report–malicious, I feel sure–reached me later, that, at the first note of it, an aloe in Sir Felix’s gardens, a mile away–a plant noted for blossoming once only in a hundred years-burst into profuse and instantaneous bloom. Sir Felix himself, who abounded all day in happy turns of speech, said the best thing of this band. He said it was sui generis.

He was magnificent throughout. I am not going to describe the Regatta, for sterner events hurry my pen forward. So let me only say that the weather completely justified his cheery optimism; that the breeze, though slight, held throughout the sailing events, and then dropped, leaving the bay glassy as a lake for the rowers; that sports ashore–three-legged races, egg-and-spoon races, sack races, races for young men, races for old women, donkey races, a tug-of-war, a greasy pole, a miller-and-sweep combat–filled the afternoon until tea-time; that at tea the tables groaned with piles of saffron cake and cream ‘splitters’; and that when the company had, in Homeric phrase–the only fit one for such a tea–put aside from them the desire of meat and drink, Sir Felix stood up and made a speech.

‘It was an admirable speech too. It began with ‘My dear friends,’ and the exordium struck at once that paternal note which makes him, with all his foibles, so lovable. ‘They’ must excuse him if he now took his departure; for he had arrived at an age to feel the length of a long day–even of a happy summer’s day such as this had been. To be innocently happy–that had used to be the boast of England, of “Merry England “; and he had ever prized happy living faces in Kirris-vean above the ancestral portraits–not all happy, if one might judge from their expressions–hanging on his walls at home.’ (Prolonged applause greeted this; and deservedly, for he spoke no more than he meant.) He became reminiscential, and singling out a school-child here and there, discoursed of their grandparents, even of their great-grandparents; recalled himself to pay a series of graceful tributes to all who had contributed to make the day a success; and wound up by regretting that he could not stay for the fireworks.

Dear honest Sir Felix! I can see him now, bareheaded, his white hairs lightly fluttered by the evening breeze that fluttered also the flags above Mr Bates’s booth immediately in his rear; the sunset light on his broad immaculate waistcoat; the long tea-tables, with their rows of faces all turned deferentially towards him; the shadows slanting from the trees; the still expanse of the bay, and far across the bay a bank of clouds softly, imperceptibly marshalling.

We cheered him to the echo, of course. At his invitation I walked some way up the hill with him, to meet his carriage. He halted three or four times in the road, still talking of the day’s success. He was even somewhat tremulous at parting.

‘I shall see you to-morrow, at Tregantick?’–Tregantick is the centre of the eight parishes included in our Petty Sessional Division, and the seat of such justice as I and seven others help Sir Felix to administer.

‘Oh, assuredly,’ said I.