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My Unwilling Neighbor
by
“You don’t seem to be a bit astonished at what has happened,” said I.
She was rather a pretty girl, of a cheerful disposition, I should say, for several times she had smiled as she spoke.
“Oh, I am astonished,” she answered; “or, at least, I was. But I have had time enough to get over some of it. It was at least an hour ago when I was awakened by hearing something crack in the yard. I went to a window and looked out, and could just barely see that something like a big building had grown up during the night. Then I watched it, and watched it, until I made out it was a whole house; and after that it was not long before I guessed what had happened. It seemed a simpler thing to me, you know, than it did to you, because I had often thought about it, and probably you never had.”
“You are right there,” said I, earnestly.”It would have been impossible for me to imagine such a thing.”
“At first I thought there was nobody in the house,” said she, “but when I heard some one moving about, I came down to tell whoever had arrived not to make a noise. I see,” she added, with another of her smiles, “that you think I am a very strange person not to be more flurried by what has happened. But really I cannot think of anything else just now, except what mother will say and do when she comes down and finds you and your house here at the back door. I am very sure she will not like it.”
“Like it!” I exclaimed.”Who on earth could like it?”
“Please speak more gently,” she said.”Mother is always a little irritable when her night’s rest has been broken, and I would not like to have her wakened up suddenly now. But really, Mr. Warren, I haven’t the least idea in the world how she will take this thing. I must go in and be with her when she wakes, so that I can explain just what has happened.”
“One moment,” I said.”You know my name.”
“Of course I know your name,” she answered.”Could that house be up there on the hillside for more than a year without my knowing who lived in it?”With this she went indoors.
I could not help smiling when I thought of the young lady regretting that there was no man in the house who might help me do something. What could anybody do in
a case like this?I turned and went into my house. I entered the various rooms on the lower floor, and saw no signs of any particular damage, except that everything movable in each room was jumbled together against the front wall. But when I looked out of the back door I found that the porch there was a good deal wrecked, which I had not noticed before.
I went up-stairs, and found everything very much as it was below. Nothing seemed to have been injured except the chimney and the porches. I thanked my stars that I had used hard wood instead of mortar for the ceilings of my rooms.
I was about to go into my bedroom, when I heard a woman scream, and of course I hurried to the front. There on the back porch of her house stood Mrs. Carson. She was a woman of middle age, and, as I glanced at her, I saw where her daughter got her good looks. But the placidity and cheerfulness of the younger face were entirely wanting in the mother. Her eyes sparkled, her cheeks were red, her mouth was partly opened, and it seemed to me that I could almost see that her breath was hot.