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“Well, what is there to prevent you from going?” I asked, squiffily. I never could endure the way Clark talked about girls and hinted at his conquests.

“Just this. Herbert Bronson came to town this afternoon and is leaving on the 10.30 train to-night. He’s sent me word to meet him at his hotel this evening and talk over a mining deal I’ve been trying to pull off. I simply must go. It’s my one chance to corral Bronson. If I lose him it’ll be all up, and I’ll be thousands out of pocket.”

“Well, you are in rather a predicament,” I agreed, with the philosophical acceptance of the situation that marks the outsider. I wasn’t hampered by the multiplicity of my business and social engagements that evening, so I could afford to pity Clark. It is always rather nice to be able to pity a person you dislike.

“I should say so. I can’t make up my mind what to do. Hang it. I’ll have to see Bronson. There’s no question about that. A man ought to keep an understood substitute on hand to send to dinners when he can’t go. By Jove! Elliott!”

Clark’s Great Idea had arrived. He bounced up eagerly.

“Elliott, will you go to the Kennedys’ in my place? They’ll never know the difference. Do, now–there’s a good fellow!”

“Nonsense!” I said.

“It isn’t nonsense. The resemblance between us was foreordained for this hour. I’ll lend you my dress suit–it’ll fit you–your figure is as much like mine as your face. You’ve nothing to do with yourself this evening. I offer you a good dinner and an agreeable partner. Come now, to oblige me. You know you owe me a good turn for that Mulhenen business.”

The Mulhenen business clinched the matter. Until he mentioned it I had no notion whatever of masquerading as Clark Oliver at the Kennedys’ dinner. But, as Clark so delicately put it, he had done me a good turn in that affair and the obligation had rankled ever since. It is beastly to be indebted for a favor to a man you detest. Now was my chance to pay it off and I took it without more ado.

“But,” I said doubtfully, “I don’t know the Kennedys–nor any of the social stunts that are doing in Broughton; I won’t dare to talk about anything, and I’ll seem so stupid, even if I don’t actually make some irremediable blunder, that the Kennedys will be disgusted with you. It will probably do your prospects more harm than your absence would.”

“Not at all. Keep your mouth shut when you can and talk generalities when you can’t, and you’ll pass. If you take that girl in she’s a stranger in Broughton and won’t suspect your ignorance of what’s going on. Nobody will suspect you. Nobody here knows I have a cousin so like me. Our own mothers haven’t always been able to tell us apart. Our very voices are alike. Come now, get into my dinner togs. You haven’t much time and Mrs. K. doesn’t like late comers.”

There seemed to be a number of things that Mrs. Kennedy did not like. I thought my chance of pleasing that critical lady extremely small, especially when I had to live up to Clark Oliver’s personality. However, I dressed as expeditiously as possible. The novelty of the adventure rather pleased me. I always liked doing unusual things. Anything was better than lounging away the evening at my hotel. It couldn’t do any harm. I owed Clark Oliver a good turn and I would save Mrs. Kennedy the annoyance of a vacant chair.

There was no disputing the fact that I looked most disgustingly like Clark when I got into his clothes. I actually felt a grudge against them for their excellent fit.

“You’ll do,” said Clark. “Remember you’re a Conservative to-night and don’t let your rank Liberal views crop out, or you’ll queer me for all time with the great and only Mark. He doesn’t talk politics at his dinners, though, so you’re not likely to have trouble on that score. Mrs. Kennedy has a weakness for beer mugs. Her collection is considered very fine. Scandal whispers that Miss Harvey has a budding interest in settlement work–“