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The boat got into Broughton half an hour after the train had gone. We had been delayed by some small accident to the machinery; hence that lost half-hour, which meant a night’s sojourn for me in Broughton. I am ashamed of the things I thought and said. When I think that fate might have taken me at my word and raised up a special train, or some such miracle, by which I might have got away from Broughton that night, I experience a cold chill. Out of gratitude I have never sworn over missing connections since.

At the time, however, I felt thoroughly exasperated. I was in a hurry to get on. Important business engagements would be unhinged by the delay. I was a stranger in Broughton. It looked like a stupid, stuffy little town. I went to a hotel in an atrocious humor. After I had fumed until I wanted a change, it occurred to me that I might as well hunt up Clark Oliver by way of passing the time. I had never been overly fond of Clark Oliver, although he was my cousin. He was a bit of a cad, and stupider than anyone belonging to our family had a right to be. Moreover, he was in politics, and I detest politics. But I rather wanted to see if he looked as much like me as he used to. I hadn’t seen him for three years and I hoped that the time might have differentiated us to a saving degree. It was over a year since I had last been blown up by some unknown, excited individual on the ground that I was that scoundrel Oliver–politically speaking. I thought that was a good omen.

I went to Clark’s office, found he had left, and followed him to his rooms. The minute I saw him I experienced the same nasty feeling of lost or bewildered individuality which always overcame me in his presence. He was so absurdly like me. I felt as if I were looking into a mirror where my reflection persisted in doing things I didn’t do, thereby producing a most uncanny sensation.

Clark pretended he was glad to see me. He really couldn’t have been, because his Great Idea hadn’t struck him then, and we had always disliked each other.

“Hello, Elliott,” he said, shaking me by the hand with a twist he had learned in election campaigns, whereby something like heartiness was simulated. “Glad to see you, old fellow. Gad, you’re as like me as ever. Where did you drop from?”

I explained my predicament and we talked amiably and harmlessly for awhile about family gossip. I abhor family gossip, but it is a shade better than politics, and those two subjects are the only ones on which Clark can converse at all. I described Mary Alice’s wedding, and Florence’s new young man, and Tom-and-Kate’s twins. Clark tried to be interested but I saw he had something on what serves him for a mind. After awhile it came out. He looked at his watch with a frown.

“I’m in a bit of a puzzle,” he said. “The Mark Kennedys are giving a dinner to-night. You don’t know them, of course. They’re the big people of Broughton. Kennedy runs the politics of the place, and Mrs. K. makes or mars people socially. It’s my first invitation there and it’s necessary I should accept it–necessary every way. Mrs. K. would never forgive me if I disappointed her at the last moment. Not that I, personally, am of much account–yet–to her. But it would leave a vacant place. Mrs. K. would never notice me again and, as she bosses Kennedy, I can’t afford to offend her. Besides, there’s a girl who’ll be there. I’ve met her once. I want to meet her again. She’s a beauty and no mistake. Toplofty as they make ’em, though. However, I think I’ve made an impression on her. It was at the Harvey’s dance last week. She was the handsomest woman there, and she never took her eyes off me. I’ve given Mrs. Kennedy a pretty broad hint that I want to take her in to dinner. If I don’t go I’ll miss all round.”