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I instantly pointed out this fact, and charged him with the deception. To my surprise, he took it quietly, and even a little complacently.

“Bedad, yer roight; ye see, sur” (confidentially), “ye see, sur, until I get worruk–and it’s worruk I’m lukin’ for–I have to desave now and thin to shute the locality. Ah, God save us! but on the say-coast thay’r that har-rud upon thim that don’t belong to the say.”

I ventured to suggest that a strong, healthy man like him might have found work somewhere between Milwaukee and Boston.

“Ah, but ye see I got free passage on a freight train, and didn’t sthop. It was in the Aist that I expected to find worruk.”

“Have you any trade?”

“Trade, is it? I’m a brickmaker, God knows, and many’s the lift I’ve had at makin’ bricks in Milwaukee. Shure, I’ve as aisy a hand at it as any man. Maybe yer honor might know of a kill hereabout?”

Now to my certain knowledge, there was not a brick kiln within fifty miles of that spot, and of all unlikely places to find one would have been this sandy peninsula, given up to the summer residences of a few wealthy people. Yet I could not help admiring the assumption of the scamp, who knew this fact as well as myself. But I said, “I can give you work for a day or two;” and, bidding him gather up his sick wife’s apparel, led the way across the downs to my cottage. At first I think the offer took him by surprise, and gave him some consternation, but he presently recovered his spirits, and almost instantly his speech. “Ah, worruk, is it? God be praised! it’s meself that’s ready and willin’. ‘Though maybe me hand is spoilt wid brickmakin’.”

I assured him that the work I would give him would require no delicate manipulation, and so we fared on over the sleepy downs. But I could not help noticing that, although an invalid, I was a much better pedestrian than my companion, frequently leaving him behind, and that even as a “tramp,” he was etymologically an impostor. He had a way of lingering beside the fences we had to climb over, as if to continue more confidentially the history of his misfortunes and troubles, which he was delivering to me during our homeward walk, and I noticed that he could seldom resist the invitation of a mossy boulder or a tussock of salt grass. “Ye see, sur,” he would say, suddenly sitting down, “it’s along uv me misfortunes beginnin’ in Milwaukee that–” and it was not until I was out of hearing that he would languidly gather his traps again and saunter after me. When I reached my own garden gate he leaned for a moment over it, with both of his powerful arms extended downward, and said, “Ah, but it’s a blessin’ that Sunday comes to give rest fur the wake and the weary, and them as walks sivinteen miles to get it.” Of course I took the hint. There was evidently no work to be had from my friend, the Tramp, that day. Yet his countenance brightened as he saw the limited extent of my domain, and observed that the garden, so called, was only a flower-bed about twenty-five by ten. As he had doubtless before this been utilized, to the extent of his capacity, in digging, he had probably expected that kind of work; and I daresay I discomfitted him by pointing him to an almost leveled stone wall, about twenty feet long, with the remark that his work would be the rebuilding of that stone wall, with stone brought from the neighboring slopes. In a few moments he was comfortably provided for in the kitchen, where the cook, a woman of his own nativity, apparently, “chaffed” him with a raillery that was to me quite unintelligible. Yet I noticed that when, at sunset, he accompanied Bridget to the spring for water, ostentatiously flourishing the empty bucket in his hand, when they returned in the gloaming Bridget was carrying the water, and my friend, the Tramp, was some paces behind her, cheerfully “colloguing,” and picking blackberries.