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Mrs. Bathurst
by
“I only wish to observe that when a gentleman exhibits such a peculiar, or I should rather say, such a bloomin’ curiosity in identification marks as our friend here—-“
“Mr. Pritchard,” I interposed, “I’ll take all the responsibility for Mr. Hooper.”
“An’ you‘ll apologise all round,” said Pyecroft. “You’re a rude little man, Pritch.”
“But how was I—-” he began, wavering.
“I don’t know an’ I don’t care. Apologise!”
The giant looked round bewildered and took our little hands into his vast grip, one by one. “I was wrong,” he said meekly as a sheep. “My suspicions was unfounded. Mr. Hooper, I apologise.”
“You did quite right to look out for your own end o’ the line,” said Hooper. “I’d ha’ done the same with a gentleman I didn’t know, you see. If you don’t mind I’d like to hear a little more o’ your Mr. Vickery. It’s safe with me, you see.”
“Why did Vickery run,” I began, but Pyecroft’s smile made me turn my question to “Who was she?”
“She kep’ a little hotel at Hauraki–near Auckland,” said Pyecroft.
“By Gawd!” roared Pritchard, slapping his hand on his leg. “Not Mrs. Bathurst!”
Pyecroft nodded slowly, and the Sergeant called all the powers of darkness to witness his bewilderment.
“So far as I could get at it Mrs. B. was the lady in question.”
“But Click was married,” cried Pritchard.
“An’ ‘ad a fifteen year old daughter. ‘E’s shown me her photograph. Settin’ that aside, so to say, ‘ave you ever found these little things make much difference? Because I haven’t.”
“Good Lord Alive an’ Watchin’!… Mrs. Bathurst….” Then with another roar: “You can say what you please, Pye, but you don’t make me believe it was any of ‘er fault. She wasn’t that!”
“If I was going to say what I please, I’d begin by callin’ you a silly ox an’ work up to the higher pressures at leisure. I’m trying to say solely what transpired. M’rover, for once you’re right. It wasn’t her fault.”
“You couldn’t ‘aven’t made me believe it if it ‘ad been,” was the answer.
Such faith in a Sergeant of Marines interested me greatly. “Never mind about that,” I cried. “Tell me what she was like.”
“She was a widow,” said Pyecroft. “Left so very young and never re-spliced. She kep’ a little hotel for warrants and non-coms close to Auckland, an’ she always wore black silk, and ‘er neck–“
“You ask what she was like,” Pritchard broke in. “Let me give you an instance. I was at Auckland first in ’97, at the end o’ the Marroquin’s commission, an’ as I’d been promoted I went up with the others. She used to look after us all, an’ she never lost by it–not a penny! ‘Pay me now,’ she’d say, ‘or settle later. I know you won’t let me suffer. Send the money from home if you like,’ Why, gentlemen all, I tell you I’ve seen that lady take her own gold watch an’ chain off her neck in the bar an’ pass it to a bosun ‘oo’d come ashore without ‘is ticker an’ ‘ad to catch the last boat. ‘I don’t know your name,’ she said, ‘but when you’ve done with it, you’ll find plenty that know me on the front. Send it back by one o’ them.’ And it was worth thirty pounds if it was worth ‘arf a crown. The little gold watch, Pye, with the blue monogram at the back. But, as I was sayin’, in those days she kep’ a beer that agreed with me–Slits it was called. One way an’ another I must ‘ave punished a good few bottles of it while we was in the bay–comin’ ashore every night or so. Chaffin across the bar like, once when we were alone, ‘Mrs. B.,’ I said, ‘when next I call I want you to remember that this is my particular–just as you’re my particular?’ (She’d let you go that far!) ‘Just as you’re my particular,’ I said. ‘Oh, thank you, Sergeant Pritchard,’ she says, an’ put ‘er hand up to the curl be’ind ‘er ear. Remember that way she had, Pye?”