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The pall of silence lasted no longer than it has here taken to describe how it fell and enveloped them. Mr. Geltfin broke the silence without lifting the prevalent gloom. Indeed his words but depressingly served to darken it to a very hue of midnight.

“Besides,” he added, “there is anyhow another reason. We know what a nice clean girl she was in private life. We know that all them wild romance stories about her was cooked up in the press department to make the suckers believe that both on and off the screen she was the same. But she wasn’t, and so I for one should be afraid that if we put that fillum out she’d come back from the dead to stop it!”

He sank his voice, glancing apprehensively over his shoulder.

“Lobel, you wouldn’t dare do it!”

“Lobel,” said Quinlan, “he’s right! We wouldn’t dare do it!”

“Quinlan,” admitted Lobel, “it’s right–I wouldn’t dare do it.”

In that same instant of his confession, though, Mr. Lobel bounded out of his chair, magically changing from a dumpy static figure of woe into the dynamo of energy and resourcefulness the glassed-in studios and the out-of-door locations knew.

“I got it!” he whooped. “I got it!” He threw himself at an inner door of the executive suite and jerked it open. “Appel,” he shouted, “don’t start yet! I got more instructions still for you. And say, Appel, you ain’t seen nobody but only Quinlan and Geltfin–eh? You ain’t told nobody only just them? Good! Well, don’t! Don’t telephone nobody! Don’t speak a word to nobody! Don’t move from where you are!”

He closed the door and stood against it as though to hold his private secretary a close prisoner within, and faced his amazed partners.

“It’s a cinch!” he proclaimed to them. “I just this minute thought it up myself. If I must say it myself, always in a big emergency I can think fast. Listen! Nobody ain’t going to know Monte is dead; not for a year, not maybe for two years; not until this last big picture is old and worn out; not until we get good and ready they should know. Vida Monte, she goes right on living till we say the word.”

“But–but–“

“Wait, wait, can’t you? If I must do all the quick thinking for this shop shouldn’t I sometimes get a word in sideways? What I’m telling you, if you’ll please let me, is this: The girl is dead all right! But nobody knows it only me and you, Quinlan, and you, Geltfin, and Appel in this next room here. Even the doctor up there at Hamletsburg he don’t know it and his wife she don’t know it and nobody in all that town knows it. And why don’t they know? Because they think only it is a woman named Sarah Glassman that is dead. Actually that sickness no doubt changed her so that even if them rubes ever go to see high-class feature fillums there didn’t nobody recognize her. If they didn’t suspect nothing when she was alive, for why should they suspect something now she is dead? They shouldn’t and they won’t and they can’t!

“What give me the idea was, I just remembered that when the doctor called me up he spoke only the name Glassman, not the name Monte. He tells me he calls up here because he finds in her room where she died a card with the name Lobel Masterfilms on it. And likewise also I just remembered that in the excitement of getting such a sad news over the telephone I don’t tell him who really she is neither.”

“Holy St. Patrick!” blurted Quinlan, up now on his feet. “You mean, Lobel—-“

“Wait, wait, I ain’t done–I ain’t hardly started!” With flapperlike motions of his hands Mr. Lobel waved him down. “It’s easy–a pipe. Listen! To date her salary is paid. The day she went away I gave her a check in full, and if she done what always before she does, it’s in the bank drawing interest. Let it go on staying in the bank drawing interest. So far as we know, she ain’t got no people in this country at all. In the old country, in Hungary? Maybe, yes. But Hungary is yet all torn up by this war–no regular government there, no regular mails, no American consuls there, no nothing. Time for them foreigners that they should get their hands on her property one year from now or two years or three. They couldn’t come to claim it even if we should notify them, which we can’t. They don’t lose nothing by waiting. Instead they gain–the interest it piles up.