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Mr. Lobel’s Apoplexy
by [?]

There was never any trouble, though, about casting the principal role. That was easy–a matter of natural selection. If it could be played vampishly from the ground up, and it usually could–trust Mr. Connors for that–it went without question to Vida Monte, greatest of all the luminaries in the Lobel constellation and by universal acknowledgment the best vampire in the business. In vampiring Vida Monte it was who led; others imitatively followed. Compared with her these envying lady copy cats were as pale paprikas are to the real tabasco. Five pictures she had done for Lobel Masterfilms since placing herself under Lobel’s management and a Lobel contract, all of them overpowering knock-outs, sensations, sure-fire hits. On the sixth she now was at work and her proud employer in conversation and in announcements to the trade stood sponsor for the pledge that in its filming Monte literally would out-Monte Monte.

Making his word good, he took over volunteer supervision of the main scenes. His high-domed forehead glistening with sweat, his spectacles aflame like twin burning glasses, his coat off, his collar off, his waistcoat off, he snorted and churned, a ninety-horse dynamo of a little fat man, through the hot glary studio, demanding this improvement, detecting that defect, calling for this, that or the other perfect thing in a voice which would have detained the admiring ear of an experienced bull whacker. Before him Josephson, the little camera man, quailed. From his path extra people departed, fleeing headlong; and in his presence property men were as though they were not and never had been. Out of the hands of Bertram Colfax, born Sims, he wrenched a megaphone and through it he bellowed:

“Put more punch in it, Monte–that’s what I’m asking you for–the punch! Choke her, Harcourt! Choke him right back, Monte! Now-w-w then, clinch! Clinch and hang on! Good! And now the kiss! You know, Monte, the long kiss–the genuwine Monte kiss! Oh, if you love me, Monte, give me footage on that kiss! That’s it–hold it! Hold it! Keep on holding it!”

“But, Mr. Lobel, now,” protested Colfax, born a Sims but living it down and feeling that never more than at this minute, when rudely the steersman’s helm had been snatched from his grasp, was there greater need that he should be a Colfax through and through—-“but, Mr. Lobel, it was my idea that up to this point anyway the action should be played with restraint to sort of prepare the way for—-“

“What do you mean restraint?”

“Well, I thought to emphasize what comes later–for a sort of comparative value–that if we were just a little subtle at the beginning–“

“Sufficient, Colfax! Listen! Don’t come talking to me about no subtles! When you’re working the supporting members of the cast you maybe could stick in some subtles once in a while to salve them censors, but so far as Monte is concerned you leave ’em out!”

“But–but–“

“Don’t but me any buts! Listen! Ain’t I taken my paralyzed oath that this here picture should make all the other vamp pictures which ever were taken look like pikers? I have! Listen! For Monte, the way I feel, I shouldn’t care if she don’t do a single subtle in the whole damn picture.”

He had taken his paralyzed oath and he kept it. It was a wonderful story. The queen of the apaches, ruling the Parisian underworld by her fire, her beauty, her courage, accepts German gold to betray her country, and attempts by siren wiles to seduce from the path of duty Capt. Stuyvesant Schuyler of the U. S. A. general staff; almost succeeds too because of his blind passion for this glorious, sinful creature. At the crucial moment, when about to surrender to his Delilah secrets which would destroy the entire Allied cause and open the gates of Paris to the conquering foe, he is saved by a vision of his sainted, fade-in-and-fade-out mother’s face. Overcome with remorse, he resigns his commission, and fleeing from temptation returns to America, a broken-hearted man; proves heart is broken by constantly pressing clenched hand to left breast as though to prevent pieces from slipping down into the abdominal cavity. Distress of the apache queen on finding her intended victim gone. Suddenly a real love, not the love of the wanton, but a purer, deeper emotion wakens in her breast. Close-up showing muscular reflexes produced upon the human face by wakening processes in the heart.