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“I am afraid that you were not interested,” said the Picture. “Never mind, it’s my fault. Sometimes I think I ought to do things of more interest, so that I should have something to talk to you about when you come home.”

Stuart wondered at what hour he would come home now that he was married. As a bachelor he had been in the habit of stopping on his way up town from the law office at the club, or to take tea at the houses of the different girls he liked. Of course he could not do that now as a married man. He would instead have to limit his calls to married women, as all the other married men of his acquaintance did. But at the moment he could not think of any attractive married women who would like his dropping in on them in such a familiar manner, and the other sort did not as yet appeal to him.

He seated himself in front of the coal-fire in the library, with the Picture in a chair close beside him, and as he puffed pleasantly on his cigar he thought how well this suited him, and how delightful it was to find content in so simple and continuing a pleasure. He could almost feel the pressure of his wife’s hand as it lay in his own, as they sat in silent sympathy looking into the friendly glow of the fire.

There was a long pleasant pause.

“They’re giving Sloane a dinner to-night at the ‘Travellers’,” Stuart said at last, “in honor of his going to Abyssinia.”

Stuart pondered for some short time as to what sort of a reply Miss Delamar’s understudy ought to make to this innocent remark. He recalled the fact that on numerous occasions the original had shown not only a lack of knowledge in far-away places, but what was more trying, a lack of interest as well. For the moment he could not see her robbed of her pretty environment and tramping through undiscovered countries at his side. So the Picture’s reply, when it came, was strictly in keeping with several remarks which Miss Delamar herself had made to him in the past.

“Yes,” said the Picture, politely, “and where is Abyssinia–in India, isn’t it?”

“No, not exactly,” corrected Stuart, mildly; “you pass it on your way to India, though, as you go through the Red Sea. Sloane is taking Winchesters with him and a double express and a ‘five fifty.’ He wants to test their penetration. I think myself that the express is the best, but he says Selous and Chanler think very highly of the Winchester. I don’t know, I never shot a rhinoceros. The time I killed that elephant,” he went on, pointing at two tusks that stood with some assegais in a corner, “I used an express, and I had to let go with both barrels. I suppose, though, if I’d needed a third shot I’d have wished it was a Winchester. He was charging the smoke, you see, and I couldn’t get away because I’d caught my foot–but I told you about that, didn’t I?” Stuart interrupted himself to ask politely.

“Yes,” said the Picture, cheerfully, “I remember it very well; it was very foolish of you.”

Stuart straightened himself with a slightly injured air and avoided the Picture’s eye. He had been stopped midway in what was one of his favorite stories, and it took a brief space of time for him to recover himself, and to sink back again into the pleasant lethargy in which he had been basking.

“Still,” he said, “I think the express is the better gun.”

“Oh, is an ‘express’ a gun?” exclaimed the Picture, with sudden interest. “Of course, I might have known.”

Stuart turned in his chair and surveyed the Picture in some surprise. “But, my dear girl,” he remonstrated kindly, “why didn’t you ask, if you didn’t know what I was talking about. What did you suppose it was?”