Miseries Of Bachelorhood
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Dabster says he would not mind living as a bachelor, but when he comes to think that bachelors must die–that they have got to go down to the grave “without any body to cry for them”–it gives him a chill that frost-bites his philosophy. Dabster was seen on Tuesday evening, going convoy to a milliner. Putting this fact to the other, and we think we “smell something,” as the fellow said when his shirt took fire.