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“‘I say,’ whispered Melchior, pointing to him, ‘what did he say the other day about being a parson?’

“‘He said he should like to be one,’ returned Hop-o’-my-thumb; ‘but you said he would frighten away the congregation with his looks.’

“‘He will make a capital parson,’ said Melchior, hastily, ‘and I shall tell him so to-morrow. And when I’m the squire here, he shall be vicar, and I’ll subscribe to all his dodges without a grumble. I’m the eldest son. And I say, don’t you think we could brush his hair for him in a morning, till he learns to do it himself?’

“‘Oh, I will!’ was the lively answer; ‘I’m an awful dab at brushing. Look how I brush your best hat!’

“‘True,’ said Melchior. ‘Where are the girls to-night?’

“‘In the little room at the end of the long passage,’ said Hop o’-my-thumb, trembling with increased chilliness and enjoyment. ‘But you’re never going there! we shall wake the company, and they will all come out to see what’s the matter.’

“‘I shouldn’t care if they did,’ said Melchior, ‘it would make it feel more real.’

“As he did not understand this sentiment, Hop-o’-my-thumb said nothing, but held on very tightly; and they crept softly down the cold gray passage in the dawn. The girls’ door was open; for the girls were afraid of robbers, and left their bed-room door wide open at night, as a natural and obvious means of self-defence. The girls slept together; and the frill of the pale sister’s prim little night-cap was buried in the other one’s uncovered curls.

“‘How you do tremble!’ whispered Hop-o’-my-thumb; ‘are you cold?’ This inquiry received no answer; and after some minutes he spoke again. ‘I say, how very pretty they look! don’t they?’

“But for some reason or other, Melchior seemed to have lost his voice; but he stooped down and kissed both the girls very gently, and then the two brothers crept back along the passage to the ‘barracks.’

“‘One thing more,’ said Melchior; and they went up to the mantel-piece. ‘I will lend you my bow and arrow to-morrow, on one condition—-‘

“‘Anything!’ was the reply, in an enthusiastic whisper.

“‘That you take that old picture for a target, and never let me see it again.’

“It was very ungrateful! but perfection is not in man; and there was something in Melchior’s muttered excuse,–

“‘I couldn’t stand another night of it.’

“Hop-o’-my-thumb was speedily put to bed again, to get warm, this time with both the pillows; but Melchior was too restless to sleep, so he resolved to have a shower-bath and to dress. After which he knelt down by the window, and covered his face with his hands.

“‘He’s saying very long prayers,’ thought Hop-o’-my-thumb, glancing at him from his warm nest; ‘and what a jolly humor he is in this morning!’

“Still, the young head was bent and the handsome face hidden; and Melchior was finding his life every moment more real and more happy. For there was hardly a thing, from the well-filled ‘barracks’ to the brother bedfellow, that had been a hardship last night, which this morning did not seem a blessing. He rose at last, and stood in the sunshine, which was now pouring in; a smile was on his lips, and on his face were two drops, which, if they were water, had not come from the shower-bath, or from any bath at all.”

“Is that the end?” inquired the young lady on his knee, as the story-teller paused here.

“Yes, that is the end.”

“It’s a beautiful story,” she murmured, thoughtfully; “but what an extraordinary one! I don’t think I could have dreamt such a wonderful dream.”

“Do you think you could have eaten such a wonderful supper?” said the friend, twisting his moustaches.

After this point, the evening’s amusements were thoroughly successful. Richard took his smoking boots from the fireplace, and was called upon for various entertainments for which he was famous.

The door opened at last, and Paterfamilias entered with Materfamilias (whose headache was better), and followed by the candles. A fresh log was then thrown upon the fire, the yule cakes and furmety were put upon the table, and everybody drew round to supper; and Paterfamilias announced that, although he could not give the materials to play with, he had no objection now to a bowl of moderate punch for all, and that Richard might compound it. This was delightful; and as he sat by his father ladling away to the rest, Adolphus Brown could hardly have felt more jovial, even with the champagne and ices.

The rest sat with radiant faces and shining heads in goodly order; and at the bottom of the table, by Materfamilias, was the friend, as happy in his unselfish sympathy as if his twenty-five sticks had come to life, and were supping with him. As happy–nearly–as if a certain woman’s grave had never been dug under the southern sun that could not save her, and as if the children gathered round him were those of whose faces he had often dreamt, but might never see.

His health had been drunk, and everybody else’s too, when, just as supper was coming to a close, Richard (who had been sitting in thoughtful silence for some minutes) got up with sudden resolution, and said,–

“I want to propose Mr. What’s-his-name’s health on my own account. I want to thank him for his story, which had only one mistake in it. Melchior should have kept the effervescing papers to put into the beer; it’s a splendid drink! Otherwise it was first-rate; though it hit me rather hard. I want to say that though I didn’t mean all I said about being an only son, (when a fellow gets put out he doesn’t know what he means,) yet I know I was quite wrong, and the story is quite right. I want particularly to say that I’m very glad there are so many of us, for the more, you know, the merrier. I wouldn’t change father or mother, brothers or sisters, with any one in the world. It couldn’t be better, we couldn’t be happier. We are all together, and to-morrow is Christmas-Day. Thank God.”

Read by the Landlord.

“A jolly negation, who took upon
him the ordering of the bills of
fare.”

Lamb.