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“I betche the boys ain’t gitting enough old stand-by-yuh chuck,” he decided at length. “Floatin’ island and stuffed olives–for them that likes stuffed olives–and salad and all that junk tastes good–but I betche the boys need a good feed uh beans!” Which certainly was brilliant of Happy Jack, even if it did take him a full hour to arrive at that conclusion. He got up immediately and started for the cook-tent.

“Say, Jakie,” he began before he was inside, “ain’t there time enough to boil a pot uh beans if I make yuh a good fire? I betche the boys would like a good feed–“

“A-a-hh!” Happy Jack insisted afterward that it sounded like the snarling of a wolf over a bone. “Is it that you come here to give the orders? Is it that you insult?” Followed a torrent of molten French, as it were. Followed also Jakie, with the eyes of a snake and the toothy grin of a wild animal and with a knife which Happy Jack had never seen before; a knife which caught the sunlight and glittered horridly.

Happy Jack backed out as if he had inadvertently stirred a nest of hornets. Jakie almost caught him before he took to his heels. Happy never waited to discover what the new cook was saying, or whether he was following or remaining at the tent. He headed straight for the protection of the horse-wrangler, who watched his cavvy not far away, and his face was the color of stale putty.

The horse-wrangler saw him coming and came loping up to meet him. “What’s eating yuh, Happy?” he inquired inelegantly.

“Jakie–he’s gone nutty! He come at me with a knife, and he’d uh killed me if I’d stayed!” Happy Jack pantingly recovered himself. “I didn’t have no time ta git my gun,” he added in a more natural tone, “or I’d uh settled him pretty blame quick. So I come out to borrow yourn. I betche I’ll have the next move.”

The horse-wrangler grinned heartlessly. “I reckon he’s about half shot,” he said, sliding over in the saddle and getting out the inevitable tobacco sack and papers. “Old Pete Williams rode past while you were gone, loaded to the guards and with a bottle uh whisky in each saddle-pocket and two in his coat. He gave me a drink, and then he went on and stopped at camp. He was hung up there for quite a spell, I noticed. I didn’t see him pass any uh the vile liquor to little Jakie, but–” he twirled a blackened match stub in his fingers and then tossed it from him.

“Aw, gwan! Jakie wouldn’t touch nothing when he was in town,” Happy Jack objected. “I betche he’s gone crazy, or else–“

“Well,” interrupted the horse-wrangler, “I’ve told yuh what I know and all I know. Take it or leave it.” He rode back to turn the lead-horse from climbing a ridge where he did not want the herd to follow. He did not lend Happy Jack his gun, and for that reason–perhaps–Jakie remained alive and unpunctured until the first of the riders came loping in to camp.

The first riders happened to be Pink and Big Medicine. They were met by a tearful, contrite Jakie–a Jakie who seemed much inclined to weeping upon their shirt-fronts and to confessing all his sins, particularly the sin of trying to carve Happy Jack. That perturbed gentleman made his irate appearance as soon as he found that reinforcements had arrived.

Big Medicine disengaged himself from the clinging arms of the chef, sniffed suspiciously and wiped away the tears from his vest. “Well, say,” he bellowed in his usual manner of trying to make all Chouteau County hear what he had to say, “I ain’t t’ blame if he got away on yuh. Yuh hadn’t ought to uh done it–or else yuh oughta made a clean job of it sos’t we could hang yuh proper. Supper ready?”