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Laughing Bill Hyde
by
“I–I wonder if we were wise to sell out at that price,” the doctor mused, doubtfully.
“You lay a bet on it, bo. Something tells me that soul-saver will go bust on Eclipse Creek. I got a hunch that way.” Mr. Hyde’s seamy face wrinkled into a broad grin.
“Well, I’ve more faith in your hunches than I used to have. You’ve been a good friend, Bill, and a square one.” The speaker choked, then wrung his partner’s hand. “I’ve cabled Alice to meet us. I want you to know her and–I want her to see that I cured you, after all.”
“I’d admire to meet her, but my taste has allus run more to brunettes,” said Mr. Hyde. Then, since he abhorred emotional display, he continued, briskly: “Now call the dog. I’m off to buy our duckets.”
Laughing Bill purchased three tickets instead of two, then he went in search of Ponatah. It so chanced that he found her alone. Now neither he nor any other man had ever called upon her, therefore she was dumfounded at his coming.
“Well, Kid,” he announced, “me ‘n’ the Doc have sold Eclipse Creek, and we bow out tomorrow on the big smoke.”
Ponatah opened her lips, but no sound issued. She possessed a strong young body, but the strength, the life, seemed suddenly to go out of it, leaving her old and spiritless.
“Got a kind word for us?” the man inquired, with a twinkle.
“I’m glad you struck it rich,” she murmured, dully. “You–you’ll take care of yourself, Billy?”
“Who, me? I don’t s’pose so. I don’t know how to take care of nothing.” There was a moment of silence. “Like me?” he asked.
Ponatah turned away blindly, but as she did so Laughing Bill put his hand gently upon her shoulder, saying:
“Cheer up, Kid. You’re going to join the troupe. I’ve come to get you.”
There was amazement, incredulity, in the girl’s face as she lifted it to his. “What do you–mean?” she quavered. “Are you going to–marry me?”
“You guessed it!” he laughed. “I been aiming to put up that job on you for a long time, but I had a lot of deals on my hands. I was a sort of power-of-attorney for a coupla simps, and it kept me busy. If you think the two of us can do with three lungs, why, we’ll grab a psalm-shouter and–“
“Billy! Billy!” Ponatah clung to him fiercely, hungrily. “Oh, Billy–I’ll make you well. We’ll go to Arizona, Colorado, Montana–where it is high and dry–“
“I been to them places,” he told her, dubiously, “and I ‘most stopped breathing altogether.”
“New Mexico, then. You won’t be ashamed of me there.”
“Say, Kid! I wouldn’t be ashamed of a harelip and warts in New Mexico. But you got me wrong; I’m plumb proud of you, and just to prove it I aim to make you carry our bank-roll in your name. That’s how she stands at the bank, and that’s how she’s goin’ to stand. From time to time you can gimme a check for what you think I’m wuth. Now then, do with me as you will; grab your lid; we’ll join hands and be soldered up.”
Laughing Bill stared after the girl as she hurried away; musingly he said: “The little Doc got in on no pair, for it was all her coin, of course. But she’d ‘a’ had to split, fifty-fifty, with a lawyer, so it ain’t a bad deal all around.”