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Laughing Bill Hyde
by
One evening, not long after his visit to town, Bill’s toothache returned again to plague him. He raised groans and hoarse profanities, and then, while the crew was still at supper, he abandoned his work and set out in search of relief. But he did not go to Nome. Once out of sight of the mine he doubled back and came out behind the superintendent’s cabin. A moment later he was stretched out in the narrow, dark space beneath Black Jack’s bunk. Dust irritated Bill’s lungs, therefore he had carefully swept out the place that morning; likewise he had thoughtfully provided himself with a cotton comforter as protection to his bones. He had no intention of permitting himself to be taken at a disadvantage, and knowing full well the painful consequences of discovery he opened his bone-handled pocket-knife and tested its keen edge with his thumb. In the interests of peace and good-fellowship, however, he hoped he could go through the night without coughing.
Slevin was the first to return from supper. He went directly to his bunk, drew a bottle of whisky from beneath his pillow, poured himself a drink, and replaced the bottle. When Berg entered he went through a similar procedure, after which a fire was built, the men kicked off their boots, lit their pipes, and stretched out upon their beds.
“I’ve been thinking it over,” the superintendent began, “and you can’t do it.”
“Why not?” queried Slevin. “I told his nibs I was sick of the grub.”
“Foremen don’t quit good jobs on account of the grub. You’ve got to stick till fall; then we’ll both go. We’ll strike the old man for a raise–“
“Humph! He’ll let us go, quick enough, when we do that. Let’s strike him now. I’m through.”
“Nothing stirring,” Berg firmly declared. “We’ll play out the string. I’m taking no chances.”
“Hell! Ain’t we takin’ a chance every day we stay here? I’m getting so I don’t sleep. I got enough to do me; I ain’t a hog. I got a bully corner all picked out, Jack–best corner in Seattle for a gin-mill.”
“It’ll wait. Corners don’t get up and move. No, I won’t hold the bag for you or for anybody,” declared the former speaker. “We’ll go through, arm in arm. Once we’re away clean you can do what you like. Me for the Argentine and ten thousand acres of long-horns. You better forget that corner. Some night you’ll get stewed and spill the beans.”
“Who, me?” Slevin laughed in disdain. “Fat chance!” There was a long silence during which the only sound was the bubbling of a pipe. “I s’pose I’ll have to stick, if you say so,” Denny agreed finally, “but I’m fed up. I’m getting jumpy. I got a hunch the cache ain’t safe; I feel like something was goin’ to happen.”
Mr. Slevin’s premonition, under the circumstances, was almost uncanny; it gave startling proof of his susceptibility to outside influences.
“You are rickety,” Black Jack told him. “Why, there ain’t any danger; nobody goes up there.” Laughing Bill held his breath, missing not a word. “If they did we’d pick ’em up with the glasses. It’s open country, and we’d get ’em before they got down.”
“I s’pose so. But the nights are getting dark.”
“Nobody’s out at night, either, you boob. I ain’t losing any slumber over that. And I ain’t going to lose any about your quitting ahead of me. That don’t trouble me none.” Berg yawned and changed the subject. Half an hour later he rose, languidly undressed and rolled into his bed. Slevin followed suit shortly after, and the rapidity with which both men fell asleep spoke volumes for the elasticity of the human conscience.
Now, Laughing Bill had come prepared to spend the night, but his throat tickled and he had a distressing habit of snoring, therefore he deemed it the part of caution to depart before he dropped off into the land of dreams. He effected the manoeuver noiselessly.