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The preacher at John Carter’s, and Mrs. Geen at Bessie Bussow’s, both woke early next morning. But Mrs. Geen was first by a good hour, and what pulled the preacher out of bed was the sound of guns. He put his head out of window, and could hardly believe it was the peaceful place he’d come upon last evening. The beach swarmed with men like emmets. Near up, by high-water mark, men were unloading a long-boat for dear life–some passing kegs, others slinging them to horses, others running the horses up the cliff under his window. At first he thought it must be their trampling had woke him out of sleep, but the next moment bang! the room shook all about him, a cloud of smoke drifted up towards him from the Enys Point, and through it, while ’twas clearing, he saw John Carter and another man run to the battery and begin to load again, with Mrs. Geen behind them waving a rammer, and dancing like a paper-woman in a cyclone. Below the mouth of the Cove tossed a boatload of men, pulling and backing with their heads ducked, their faces on a level with their shoulders, and all turned back towards the battery, while a big red-faced man stood up in the stern-sheets shaking his fist and dancing almost as excitedly as Mrs. Geen. Still farther out, a fine cutter lay rocking on the swell, her bosom swinging and sails shaking in the flat calm.

The preacher dragged on his clothes somehow, tore out of the house and down to the Point as fast as legs would carry him. “Wha–what’s the meanin’ of this?” he screeched, rushing up to Captain John, who was sighting one of his three little nine-pounders.

“Blest if I know!” said the captain. “We was a peaceable lot enough till you and Mrs. Geen came a-visiting; but you two would play Hamlet’s ghost with a Quaker meeting.”

“It’s my Phoby–they’re after my Phoby!” screamed Mrs. Geen, and then she turned on the fellow behind Captain John; it was Hosking, once a man-of-war’s man, and now supposed to be teaching her boy the carpentry trade. “This is what you bring en to, is it? You deceiver, you! You bare-faced villain!” (The man had a beard as big as a furze bush.) “Look at the poor lamb up there loadin’ the hosses, and to think I bore and reared en for this! If you let one of they fellows lay hands on my Phoby I’ll scratch out ivery eye in your head . . .”

“Stand by, Tim,” says the captain quietly. “Drat the boat! If she keeps bobbiting about like that I shall hit her, sure ’nuff!” Bang! went the little gun, and kicked backwards clean over its carriage. The shot whizzed about six feet above the boat, and plunged into the heaving swell between it and the cutter. “Bit too near, that. I don’t want to hurt Roger Wearne, though he do make such tempting, ugly faces.”

“But what do they want? What are they after?” stuttered the preacher.

“They’re after my Phoby!” cried Mrs. Geen.

“Not a bit of it,” said Captain John good-humouredly. “From all I can see it’s the preacher here they want to collar.”

“Me!” screams the poor man–“me!”

“Well, if you will go letting off rockets. I dunno what it costs up to Walsall, or wherever you come from, but down in these parts ’tis a hundred pound or twelve calendar months.”

The preacher turned white and began to shake all of a sudden like a leaf. “But I didn’t mean–I had no idea–you don’t intend to tell me–” he stammered.

“Here, Tummels!” Captain John hailed a man who came running down to lend a hand with the guns. “Take the preacher here and fix him on one of the horses; sling a keg each side of him if he looks like tumbling off. Sorry to hurry you, sir,” he explained; “but ’tis for your good. You must clear out of this before the officers get sight of your face, and I don’t know how much longer I can frighten ’em off. When you get up to Trenowl you can cast loose and run, and it mayn’t be time wasted if you make up an alibi as you go along. It don’t seem hospitable, I grant ee, but as a smuggler you’re too enterprising for this little out-o’-the-way cove.”