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She burst out crying then, quiet, but as if her heart was broke.

“Oh!” she sobs. “How could you be so cruel! And they’ve been so kind to me here.”

I went away then, thinking harder than ever. At dinner Jonesy done the waiting, but Mabel wa’n’t on deck. She had a headache, the cook said, and was lying down. ‘Twas the same way at supper, and after supper Peter Brown comes to me, all broke up, and says he:

“There’s merry clink to pay,” he says. “Mabel’s going to leave.”

“No?” says I. “She ain’t neither!”

“Yes, she is. She says she’s going to-morrer. She won’t tell me why, and I’ve argued with her for two hours. She’s going to quit, and I’d rather enough sight quit myself. What’ll we do?” says he.

I couldn’t help him none, and he went away, moping and miserable. All round the place everybody was talking about the “lovely” new waiter, and to hear the girls go on you’d think the Prince of Wales had landed. Jonadab was the only kicker, and he said ’twas bad enough afore, but now that new dude had shipped, ‘twa’n’t the place for a decent, self-respecting man.

“How you goin’ to order that Grand Panjandrum around?” he says. “Great land of Goshen! I’d as soon think of telling the Pope of Rome to empty a pail of swill as I would him. Why don’t he stay to home and be a tailor’s sign or something? Not prance around here with his high-toned airs. I’m glad you’ve got him, Barzilla, and not me.”

Well, most of that was plain jealousy, so I didn’t contradict. Besides I was too busy thinking. By eight o’clock I’d made up my mind and I went hunting for Jones.

I found him, after a while, standing by the back door and staring up at the chamber winders as if he missed something. I asked him to come along with me. Told him I had a big cargo of talk aboard, and wouldn’t be able to cruise on an even keel till I’d unloaded some of it. So he fell into my wake, looking puzzled, and in a jiffy we was planted in the rocking chairs up in my bedroom.

“Look here,” says I, “Mr.–Mr.–“

“Jones,” says he.

“Oh, yes–Jones. It’s a nice name.”

“I remember it beautifully,” says he, smiling.

“All right, Mr. Jones. Now, to begin with, we’ll agree that it ain’t none of my darn business, and I’m an old gray-headed nosey, and the like of that. But, being that I AM old–old enough to be your dad, though that’s my only recommend for the job–I’m going to preach a little sermon. My text is found in the Old Home Hotel, Wellmouth, first house on the left. It’s Miss Seabury,” says I.

He was surprised, I guess, but he never turned a hair. “Indeed?” he says. “She is the–the housekeeper, isn’t she?”

“She was,” says I, “but she leaves to-morrer morning.”

THAT hit him between wind and water.

“No?” he sings out, setting up straight and staring at me. “Not really?”

“You bet,” I says. “Now down in this part of the chart we’ve come to think more of that young lady than a cat does of the only kitten left out of the bag in the water bucket. Let me tell you about her.”

So I went ahead, telling him how Mabel had come to us, why she come, how well she was liked, how much she liked us, and a whole lot more. I guess he knew the most of it, but he was too polite not to act interested.

“And now, all at once,” says I, “she gives up being happy and well and contented, and won’t eat, and cries, and says she’s going to leave. There’s a reason, as the advertisement folks say, and I’m going to make a guess at it. I believe it calls itself Jones.”