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Joint Owners In Spain
by
“I dunno what to say, nor what not to,” remarked Miss Dyer, to her corner. “If I speak, I’m to blame; an’ so I be if I keep still.”
The other old lady had thrown herself into a chair, and was looking wrathfully before her.
“It’s the same man that come from Sudleigh last August,” she said, bitterly. “He took the house then, an’ said he wanted another view when the leaves was off; an’ that time I was laid up with my stiff ankle, an’ didn’t git into it, an’ to-day my bunnit was hid, an’ I lost it ag’in.”
Her voice changed. To the listener, it took on an awful meaning.
“An’ I should like to know whose fault it was. If them that owns the winder, an’ set by it till they see him comin’, had spoke up an’ said, ‘Mis’ Blair, there’s the photograph man. Don’t you want to be took?’ it wouldn’t ha’ been too late! If anybody had answered a civil question, an’ said, ‘Your bunnit-box sets there behind my blue chist,’ it wouldn’t ha’ been too late then! An’ I ‘ain’t had my likeness took sence I was twenty year old, an’ went to Sudleigh Fair in my changeable visite an’ leghorn hat, an’ Jonathan wore the brocaded weskit he stood up in, the next week Thursday. It’s enough to make a minister swear!”
Miss Dyer rocked back and forth.
“Dear me!” she wailed. “Dear me suz!”
The dinner-bell rang, creating a blessed diversion. Miss Blair, rendered absent-minded by her grief, went to the table still in her bonnet and veil; and this dramatic entrance gave rise to such morbid though unexpressed curiosity that every one forbore, for a time, to wonder why Miss Dyer did not appear. Later, however, when a tray was prepared and sent up to her (according to the programme of her bad days), the general commotion reached an almost unruly point, stimulated as it was by the matron’s son, who found an opportunity to whisper one garrulous old lady that Miss Dyer had received bodily injury at the hands of her roommate, and that Mrs. Blair had put on her bonnet to be ready for the sheriff when he should arrive. This report, judiciously started, ran like prairie fire; and the house was all the afternoon in a pleasant state of excitement. Possibly the matron will never know why so many of the old ladies promenaded the corridors from dinnertime until long after early candlelight, while a few kept faithful yet agitated watch from the windows. For interest was divided; some preferred to see the sheriff’s advent, and others found zest in the possibility of counting the groans of the prostrate victim.
When Mrs. Blair returned to the stage of action, she was much refreshed by her abundant meal and the strong tea which three times daily heartened her for battle. She laid aside her bonnet, and carefully folded the veil. Then she looked about her, and, persistently ignoring all the empty chairs, fixed an annihilating gaze on one where the dinner-tray still remained.
“I s’pose there’s no need o’ my settin’ down,” she remarked, bitingly. “It’s all in the day’s work. Some folks are waited on; some ain’t. Some have their victuals brought to ’em an’ pushed under their noses, an’ some has to go to the table; when they’re there, they can take it or leave it. The quality can keep their waiters settin’ round day in an’ day out, fillin’ up every chair in the room. For my part, I should think they’d have an extension table moved in, an’ a snowdrop cloth over it!”
Miss Dyer had become comparatively placid, but now she gave way to tears.
“Anybody can move that waiter that’s a mind to,” she said, tremulously. “I would myself, if I had the stren’th; but I ‘ain’t got it. I ain’t a well woman, an’ I ‘ain’t been this twenty year. If old Dr. Parks was alive this day, he’d say so. ‘You ‘ain’t never had a chance,’ he says to me. ‘You’ve been pull-hauled one way or another sence you was born.’ An’ he never knew the wust on’t, for the wust hadn’t come.”