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John J. Coincidence
by
Now Stretchy Gorman had no character to speak of; so therein the accusation appeared faulty. But equally was it true as Holy Gospel that he was suspicious of nearly everybody on earth and that nearly everybody on earth had reasons to be suspicious of him. So, balancing one word against the other, the garment might be said to fit him. At any rate, it was plain the supreme potentates had decreed for him that he was to wear it.
One of the detectives detailed to this assignment was Hyman Ginsburg. His partner on the job was a somewhat older man named Casane. These two frequently worked together. Pulling in double harness they made a dependable team. Both had wit and shrewdness. By sight, Casane knew the individual they were deputed to take; Ginsburg, to his knowledge, had never seen him.
Across his roll-top desk the inspector, speaking as follows, according to the mode of the fellowcraft, gave them their instructions:
“You’ll likely be findin’ this here party at the Stuffed Owl. That’s his regular hang-out. My information is that he’s usually there regular this time of the day. I’ve just had word that he went in there fifteen minutes ago; it’s likely he’ll be stayin’ a while.
“Now, if he’s in there don’t you two go and send for him to come outside to you; nothin’ like that. See? You go right in after him and nail him right in front of his own pals. Understand? I want him and his bunch and the reporters all to know that this here alleged drag of his that the newspapers’ve been beefin’ so loud about is all bogus. And then you fetch him here to me and I’ll do the rest. Don’t make no gun play nor nothin’ of that nature without you have to, but at the same time and nevertheless don’t take no foolish chances. This party may act up rough and then again he may not. Get me? My guess is he won’t. Still and notwithstandin’, don’t leave no openin’s. Now get goin’.”
Sure enough it was at the sign of the Stuffed Owl, down in a basement bat cave of a place and in the dusk of the evening, that they found their man. To Ginsburg’s curious eyes he revealed himself as a short, swart person with enormously broad shoulders and with a chimpanzee’s arm reach. Look at those arms of his and one knew why he was called Stretchy. How he had acquired his last name of Gorman was only to be guessed at. It was fair to assume, though, he had got it by processes of self-adoption–no unusual thing in a city where overnight a Finkelstein turns into a Fogarty and he who at the going down of the sun was Antonio Baccigaluppi has at the upcoming of the same become Joseph Brown. One thing, though, was sure as rain: This particular Gorman had never been a Gorman born.
Not the blackest of the “Black Irish,” not the most brunette of brunette Welshmen ever had a skin of that peculiar brownish pallor, like clear water in a cypress swamp, or eyes like the slitted pair looking out obliquely from this man’s head.
Taking their cue of action from their superior’s words, Casane and Ginsburg, having come down the short flight of steps leading from the sidewalk, went directly across the barroom to where their man sat at a small table with two others, presumably both of his following, for his companions.
The manner of the intruders was casual enough; casual and yet marked by a businesslike air. They knew that at this moment they were not especially attractive risks for an accident insurance company. The very sawdust on the floor stank of villainy; the brass bar rail might have been a rigid length of poison snake; the spittoons were small sinks of corruption. Moreover, they had been commissioned to take a monarch off his throne before the eyes of his courtiers, and history records that this ever was a proceeding fraught with peril.