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The red-haired person sat on the radiator and eyed Jane. He looked slightly stunned, as if the presence of beauty in a Billie Burke chignon and little else except a kimono was almost too much for him. From somewhere near by came a terrific thumping, as of some one pounding a hairbrush on a table. The red-haired person shifted along the radiator a little nearer Jane, and continued to gloat.

“Don’t let that noise bother you,” he said; “that’s only the convalescent typhoid banging for his breakfast. He’s been shouting for food ever since I came at six last night.”

“Is it safe to feed him so much?”

“I don’t know. He hasn’t had anything yet. Perhaps if you’re ready you’d better fix him something.”

Jane had finished her bread and tea by this time and remembered her kimono.

“I’ll go back and dress,” she said primly. But he wouldn’t hear of it.

“He’s starving,” he objected as a fresh volley of thumps came along the hall. “I’ve been trying at intervals since daylight to make him a piece of toast. The minute I put it on the fire I think of something I’ve forgotten, and when I come back it’s in flames.”

So Jane cut some bread and put on eggs to boil, and the red-haired person told his story.

“You see,” he explained, “although I appear to be a furnace man from the waist up and an interne from the waist down, I am really the new superintendent.”

“I hope you’ll do better than the last one,” she said severely. “He was always flirting with the nurses.”

“I shall never flirt with the nurses,” he promised, looking at her. “Anyhow I shan’t have any immediate chance. The other fellow left last night and took with him everything portable except the ambulance–nurses, staff, cooks. I wish to Heaven he’d taken the patients! And he did more than that. He cut the telephone wires!”

“Well!” said Jane. “Are you going to stand for it?”

The red-haired man threw up his hands. “The village is with him,” he declared. “It’s a factional fight–the village against the fashionable summer colony on the hill. I cannot telephone from the village–the telegraph operator is deaf when I speak to him; the village milkman and grocer sent boys up this morning–look here.” He fished a scrap of paper from his pocket and read:

I will not supply the Valley Hospital with any
fresh meats, canned oysters and sausages, or do
any plumbing for the hospital until the
reinstatement of Dr. Sheets.

T. CASHDOLLAR, Butcher.

Jane took the paper and read it again. “Humph!” she commented. “Old Sheets wrote it himself. Mr. Cashdollar couldn’t think ‘reinstatement,’ let alone spell it.”

“The question is not who wrote it, but what we are to do,” said the red-haired person. “Shall I let old Sheets come back?”

“If you do,” said Jane fiercely, “I shall hate you the rest of my life.”

And as it was clear by this time that the red-haired person could imagine nothing more horrible, it was settled then and there that he should stay.

“There are only two wards,” he said. “In the men’s a man named Higgins is able to be up and is keeping things straight. And in the woman’s ward Mary O’Shaughnessy is looking after them. The furnaces are the worst. I’d have forgiven almost anything else. I’ve sat up all night nursing the fires, but they breathed their last at six this morning and I guess there’s nothing left but to call the coroner.”

Jane had achieved a tolerable plate of toast by that time and four eggs. Also she had a fine flush, a combination of heat from the gas stove and temper.

“They ought to be ashamed,” she cried angrily, “leaving a lot of sick people!”

“Oh, as to that,” said the red-headed person, “there aren’t any very sick ones. Two or three neurasthenics like yourself and a convalescent typhoid and a D.T. in a private room. If it wasn’t that Mary O’Shaughnessy—-“