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The subject apparently being exhausted, the two alley-farers lapsed into characteristic silence. Mr. Spratt leaned rather wearily against his own back fence, while Mr. Crow accepted the support of a telephone pole. Presently the former started to say something about the weather, but got no farther than the first two or three words when an astounding conjecture caused him to break off abruptly. He glanced at the old marshal, swallowed hard a couple of times, and then hopefully ventured the time-honoured question:

“Anything new, Anderson?”

The marshal responded with a slow, almost imperceptible shake of the head. He was gazing reflectively at a couple of English sparrows perched on one of the telephone wires some distance down the line.

Newt experienced a sudden, overwhelming joy. Caution, however, and a certain fear that he might be mistaken, advised him to go slow. There remained the possibility that Anderson might be capable of simulation.

“Where’s the body?” he inquired, casually.

Marshal Crow’s gaze deserted the sparrows and fixed itself on Newt’s ear.

“The what?”

His companion exhaled a tremendous breath of satisfaction. Life was suddenly worth living. The Marshal of Tinkletown had not heard the “news.” The marshal, himself!

“Well, by Gosh!” exclaimed the revivified Mr. Spratt. “Where have you been at?”

“That’s my business,” snapped Anderson.

“All I got to say is that you ought to be attendin’ to it, if it’s your business,” said Newt loftily. “You’re the marshal of this here town, ain’t you? And everybody in town knows that Jake Miller is dead except you. You’re a fine marshal.” There was withering scorn in Newt’s voice. He even manifested an inclination to walk off and leave the marshal without further enlightenment.

Anderson made a valiant effort to conceal his astonishment. Assuming a more or less indifferent air, he calmly remarked:

“I knowed Jake was a little under the weather, but I didn’t think it was serious? When did he die?”

“He didn’t die,” said Newt. “He hung himself.”

“What’s that?” gasped Anderson, his jaw sagging.

“Hung himself some time last night,” went on Newt joyously. “From a rafter in Ed Higgins’s livery stable. With a clothesline. Kicked a step-ladder out from under himself. Why, even Uncle Dad Simms has heard about it. Ed found him when he went out to–wait a second! I’m goin’ your way. What’s the rush? He’s been dead six or eight hours. He can’t escape. He’s down in Hawkins’s undertaking place. Hey! You dropped your pipe. Don’t you want it any–“

“If you’re goin’ my way, you’ll have to run,” called out Marshal Crow as he unlimbered his long legs and made for the mouth of the alley. He was not running, but Newt, being an undersized individual, had no other means of keeping up with him unless he obeyed the sardonic behest. For ten or fifteen rods, Mr. Spratt jogged faithfully at the heels of the leader, and then suddenly remembered that it was a long way to Hawkins’s Undertaking Emporium in Sickle street,–at least an eighth of a mile as the crow flies,–and as he already had had a hard day’s work, he slowed down to a walk and then to a standstill. He concluded to wait till some one came along in a wagon or an automobile. There wasn’t any use wasting his valuable breath in running. Much better to save it for future use. In the meantime, by standing perfectly still, he could ruminate to his heart’s content.

Marshal Crow’s long strides soon carried him to the corner of Maple Street, where he made a sharp turn to the right, shooting a swift look over his shoulder as he did so. His late companion was leaning against a tree. Satisfied that he had completely thrown Mr. Spratt off the trail, Anderson took a short cut through Justice of the Peace Robb’s front and back yards and eventually emerged into Main Street, where he slackened his pace to a dignified saunter.

He caught sight of Alf Reesling, the reformed town drunkard, holding conversation from the sidewalk with some one in a second story window of Mrs. Judy O’Ryan’s boarding house, half a block away.