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“I shall have to submit to a bandage,” said he. “But there is nothing the matter with my throat” (slight monkey moan here for benefit of adorers), “absolutely nothing. I have invented a slight soreness so–so that you could see for yourself … so that you could see for yourself…. If you were to count those here assembled and those assembled without, you would number our entire population, including children and babes in arms” (a slight moan while compress is being readjusted over Adam’s apple by gentle, tremulous brown fingers), “and among these, my friend, are no dissenters. There is none here to stand forth and say that on Tuesday night Signor And-he-pronounced-it’s singing was lacking in those golden tones for which we used to look to him. His voice, indeed, is but a skeleton of its former self, and shall we say that the public must soon tire of a singer with so pronounced a tendency to flat?

“Here in this climate,” he continued, “my voice by dint of constant and painstaking care and practice has actually improved. I should not have said that this was possible; but a man must believe experience…. And then these dear, amiable people are one in their acclaim of me; although I sometimes grieve, not for myself, but for them, to think that they can never really know what they’ve got….”

I sometimes wonder how the god of Prana Beach will be treated when he begins to age and to lose his voice. It worries me–a little.

The black pearl stud? Of course not, you wretched materialist. I sold it in the first good market I came to. No good ever came of material possessions, and always much payment of storage bills. But I have a collection of memories that I am fond of.

Still, on second thought, and if I had the knack of setting them straight on paper, I’d part even with them for a consideration, especially if I felt that I could reach such an appreciative audience as that of Prana Beach, which sits upon its heels in worship and humility and listens to the divine fireworks of Signor I-have-forgotten-too.