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“You–promised,” he said again; but the Nurse only smiled indulgently and rearranged the bottles on the stand in neat rows.

Jenks, the orderly, carried her supper to the isolation pavilion at six o’clock–cold ham, potato salad, egg custard and tea. Also, he brought her an evening paper. But the Nurse was not hungry. She went into the bathroom, washed her eyes with cold water, put on a clean collar, against the impending visit of the Staff Doctor, and then stood at the window, looking across at the hospital and feeling very lonely and responsible. It was not a great hospital, but it loomed large and terrible that night. The ambulance came out into the courtyard, and an interne, in white ducks, came out to it, carrying a surgical bag. He looked over at her and waved his hand. “Big railroad wreck!” he called cheerfully. “Got ’em coming in bunches.” He crawled into the ambulance, where the driver, trained to many internes, gave him time to light a cigarette; then out into the dusk, with the gong beating madly. Billy Grant, who had lapsed into a doze, opened his eyes.

“What–about it?” he asked. “You’re not–married already–are you?”

“Please try to rest. Perhaps if I get your beef juice—-“

“Oh, damn–the beef juice!” whispered Billy Grant, and shut his eyes again–but not to sleep. He was planning how to get his way, and finally, out of a curious and fantastic medley of thoughts, he evolved something. The doctor, of course! These women had to do what the doctor ordered. He would see the doctor!–upon which, with a precision quite amazing, all the green monkeys on the footboard of the bed put their thumbs to their noses at him.

The situation was unusual; for here was young Grant, far enough from any one who knew he was one of the Van Kleek Grants–and, as such, entitled to all the nurses and doctors that money could procure–shut away in the isolation pavilion of a hospital, and not even putting up a good fight! Even the Nurse felt this, and when the Staff Man came across the courtyard that night she met him on the doorstep and told him.

“He doesn’t care whether he gets well or not,” she said dispiritedly. “All he seems to think about is to die and to leave everything he owns so his relatives won’t get it. It’s horrible!”

The Staff Man, who had finished up a hard day with a hospital supper of steak and fried potatoes, sat down on the doorstep and fished out a digestive tablet from his surgical bag.

“It’s pretty sad, little girl,” he said, over the pill. He had known the Nurse for some time, having, in fact, brought her–according to report at the time–in a predecessor of the very bag at his feet, and he had the fatherly manner that belongs by right to the man who has first thumped one between the shoulder-blades to make one breathe, and who had remarked on this occasion to some one beyond the door: “A girl, and fat as butter!”

The Nurse tiptoed in and found Billy Grant apparently asleep. Actually he had only closed his eyes, hoping to lure one of the monkeys within clutching distance. So the Nurse came out again, with the symptom record.

“Delirious, with two r’s,” said the Staff Doctor, glancing over his spectacles. “He must have been pretty bad.”

“Not wild; he–he wanted me to marry him!”

She smiled, showing a most alluring dimple in one cheek.

“I see! Well, that’s not necessarily delirium. H’m–pulse, respiration–look at that temperature! Yes, it’s pretty sad–away from home, too, poor lad!”

“You—- Isn’t there any hope, doctor?”

“None at all–at least, I’ve never had ’em get well.”

Now the Nurse should, by all the ethics of hospital practice, have walked behind the Staff Doctor, listening reverentially to what he said, not speaking until she was spoken to, and carrying in one hand an order blank on which said august personage would presently inscribe certain cabalistic characters, to be deciphered later by the pharmacy clerk with a strong light and much blasphemy, and in the other hand a clean towel. The clean towel does not enter into the story, but for the curious be it said that were said personage to desire to listen to the patient’s heart, the towel would be unfolded and spread, without creases, over the patient’s chest–which reminds me of the Irishman and the weary practitioner; but every one knows that story.