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“You leave go o’ my lodger,” ses Bob Pretty.

“You leave go o’ my great-uncle—my dear great-uncle,” ses Henery Walker, as the old gentleman called ‘im a bad name and asked ‘im whether he thought he was made of iron.

I believe they’d ha’ been at it till closing-time, on’y Smith, the landlord, came running in from the back and told them to go outside. He ‘ad to shout to make ‘imself heard, and all four of ’em seemed to be trying which could make the most noise.

“He’s my lodger,” ses Bob Pretty, “and he can’t go without giving me proper notice; that’s the lor—a week’s notice. ”

They all shouted ag’in then, and at last the old gentleman told Henery Walker to give Bob Pretty ten shillings for the week’s notice and ha’ done with ‘im. Henery Walker ‘ad only got four shillings with ‘im, but ‘e borrowed the rest from Smith, and arter he ‘ad told Bob Pretty wot he thought of ‘im he took old Mr. Walker by the arm and led him ‘ome a’most dancing for joy.

Mrs. Walker was nearly as pleased as wot ‘e was, and the fuss they made of the old gentleman was sinful a’most. He ‘ad to speak about it ‘imself at last, and he told ’em plain that when ‘e wanted arf-a-dozen sore-eyed children to be brought down in their night-gowns to kiss ‘im while he was eating sausages, he’d say so.

Arter that Mrs. Walker was afraid that ‘e might object when her and her ‘usband gave up their bedroom to ‘im; but he didn’t. He took it all as ‘is right, and when Henery Walker, who was sleeping in the next room with three of ‘is boys, fell out o’ bed for the second time, he got up and rapped on the wall.

Bob Pretty came round the next morning with a tin box that belonged to the old man, and ‘e was so perlite and nice to ‘im that Henery Walker could see that he ‘ad ‘opes of getting ‘im back ag’in. The box was carried upstairs and put under old Mr. Walker’s bed, and ‘e was so partikler about its being locked, and about nobody being about when ‘e opened it, that Mrs. Walker went arf out of her mind with curiosity.

“I s’pose you’ve looked to see that Bob Pretty didn’t take anything out of it?” ses Henery Walker.

“He didn’t ‘ave the chance,” ses the old gentleman. “It’s always kep’ locked. ”

“It’s a box that looks as though it might ‘ave been made in Australey,” ses Henery Walker, who was longing to talk about them parts.

“If you say another word about Australey to me,” ses old Mr. Walker, firing up, “off I go. Mind that! You’re arter my money, and if you’re not careful you sha’n’t ‘ave a farthing of it. ”

That was the last time the word “Australey” passed Henery Walker’s lips, and even when ‘e saw his great-uncle writing letters there he didn’t say anything. And the old man was so suspicious of Mrs. Walker’s curiosity that all the letters that was wrote to ‘im he ‘ad sent to Bob Pretty’s. He used to call there pretty near every morning to see whether any ‘ad come for ‘im.

In three months Henery Walker ‘adn’t seen the color of ‘is money once, and, wot was worse still, he took to giving Henery’s things away. Mrs. Walker ‘ad been complaining for some time of ‘ow bad the hens had been laying, and one morning at breakfast-time she told her ‘usband that, besides missing eggs, two of ‘er best hens ‘ad been stolen in the night.

“They wasn’t stolen,” ses old Mr. Walker, putting down ‘is teacup. “I took ’em round this morning and give ’em to Bob Pretty. ”

“Give ’em to Bob Pretty?” ses Henery Walker, arf choking. “Wot for?”

“’Cos he asked me for ’em,” ses the old gentleman. “Wot are you looking at me like that for?”