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Henery Walker stayed outside five minutes, and then ‘e come back in ag’in to ask for advice. His idea seemed to be that,
as the old gentleman was deaf, Bob Pretty was passing ‘isself off as Henery Walker, and the disgrace was a’most more than ‘e could bear. He began to get excited ag’in, and Smith ‘ad just said “Hush!” once more when we ‘eard somebody whistling outside, and in come Bob Pretty.

He ‘ad hardly got ‘is face in at the door afore Henery Walker started on ‘im, and Bob Pretty stood there, struck all of a heap, and staring at ‘im as though he couldn’t believe his ears.

“’Ave you gone mad, Henery?” he ses, at last.

“Give me back my great-uncle,” ses Henery Walker, at the top of ‘is voice.

Bob Pretty shook his ‘ead at him. “I haven’t got your great-uncle, Henery,” he ses, very gentle. “I know the name is the same, but wot of it? There’s more than one Josiah Walker in the world. This one is no relation to you at all; he’s a very respectable old gentleman. ”

“I’ll go and ask ‘im,” ses Henery Walker, getting up, “and I’ll tell ‘im wot sort o’ man you are, Bob Pretty. ”

“He’s gone to bed now, Henery,” ses Bob Pretty.

“I’ll come in the fust thing to-morrow morning, then,” ses Henery Walker.

“Not in my ‘ouse, Henery,” ses Bob Pretty; “not arter the things you’ve been sayin’ about me. I’m a pore man, but I’ve got my pride. Besides, I tell you he ain’t your uncle. He’s a pore old man I’m giving a ‘ome to, and I won’t ‘ave ‘im worried. ”

“’Ow much does ‘e pay you a week, Bob?” ses Bill Chambers.

Bob Pretty pretended not to hear ‘im.

“Where did your wife get the money to buy that bonnet she ‘ad on on Sunday?” ses Bill Chambers. “My wife ses it’s the fust new bonnet she has ‘ad since she was married. ”

“And where did the new winder curtains come from?” ses Peter Gubbins.

Bob Pretty drank up ‘is beer and stood looking at them very thoughtful; then he opened the door and went out without saying a word.

“He’s got your great-uncle a prisoner in his ‘ouse, Henery,” ses Bill Chambers; “it’s easy for to see that the pore old gentleman is getting past things, and I shouldn’t wonder if Bob Pretty don’t make ‘im leave all ‘is money to ‘im. ”

Henery Walker started raving ag’in, and for the next few days he tried his ‘ardest to get a few words with ‘is great-uncle, but Bob Pretty was too much for ‘im. Everybody in Claybury said wot a shame it was, but it was all no good, and Henery Walker used to leave ‘is work and stand outside Bob Pretty’s for hours at a time in the ‘opes of getting a word with the old man.

He got ‘is chance at last, in quite a unexpected way. We was up ‘ere at the “Cauliflower” one evening, and, as it ‘appened, we was talking about Henery Walker’s great-uncle, when the door opened, and who should walk in but the old gentleman ‘imself. Everybody left off talking and stared at ‘im, but he walked up to the bar and ordered a glass o’ gin and beer as comfortable as you please.

Bill Chambers was the fust to get ‘is presence of mind back, and he set off arter Henery Walker as fast as ‘is legs could carry ‘im, and in a wunnerful short time, considering, he came back with Henery, both of ’em puffing and blowing their ‘ardest.

“There—he—is!” ses Bill Chambers, pointing to the old gentleman.

Henery Walker gave one look, and then ‘e slipped over to the old man and stood all of a tremble, smiling at ‘im. “Good-evening,” he ses.

“Wot?” ses the old gentleman.

“Good-evening!” ses Henery Walker ag’in.

“I’m a bit deaf,” ses the old gentleman, putting his ‘and to his ear.

“GOOD-EVENING!” ses Henery Walker ag’in, shouting. “I’m your grand-nephew, Henery Walker!”