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If I Should Ever Travel!
by
“And when you do see all these places,” retorted Mrs. Pardee, with the bitterness born of long years of experience, “you’ll find that in every one of them somebody’s got a boarding house called Pardee’s, or something like that, where the people flock same’s they do here, for a good meal.”
“Yes, but what kind of people?”
“Same kind that comes here.” Sam Pardee had once taken his wife to see a performance of The Man From Home when that comedy was at the height of its popularity. A line from this play flashed into Mrs. Pardee’s mind now, and she paraphrased it deftly. “There are just as many kinds of people in Okoochee as there are in Zanzibar.”
“I don’t believe it.”
“Well, it’s so. And I’m thankful we’ve got the comforts of home.”
At this Maxine laughed a sharp little laugh that was almost a bark. Perhaps she was justified.
The eighteen straggled in between six and six-thirty, nightly. A mixture of townspeople and strangers. While Maxine poured the water in the dining room the neat little parlour became a mess. The men threw hats and overcoats on the backs of the chairs. Their rubbers slopped under them. They rarely troubled to take them off. While waiting avidly for dinner to be served they struck matches and lighted cigarettes and cigars. Sometimes they called in to Maxine, “Say, girlie, when’ll supper be ready? I’m ’bout gone.”
The women trotted upstairs, chattering, and primped and fussed in Maxine’s neat and austere little bedroom. They used Maxine’s powder and dropped it about on the tidy dresser and the floor. They brushed away only what had settled on the front of their dresses. They forgot to switch off the electric light, leaving Maxine to do it, thriftily, between serving courses. Every penny counted. Every penny meant release.
After dinner Maxine and her mother sat down to eat off the edge of the kitchen table. It was often nine o’clock before the last straggling diner, sprawling on the parlour davenport with his evening paper and cigar, departed, leaving Maxine to pick up the scattered newspapers, cigarette butts, ashes; straighten chairs, lock doors.
Then the dishes. The dishes!
When Arnold Hatch asked her to go to a movie she shook her head, usually. “I’m too tired. I’m going to read, in bed.”
“Read, read! That’s all you do. What’re you reading?”
“Oh, about Italy. La bel Napoli!” She collected travel folders and often talked in their terms. In her mind she always said “brooding Vesuvius”; “blue Mediterranean”; “azure coasts”; “Egypt’s golden sands.”
Arnold Hatch ate dinner nightly at Pardee’s. He lived in the house next door, which he owned, renting it to an Okoochee family and retaining the upstairs front bedroom for himself. A tall, thin, eye-glassed young man who worked in the offices of the Okoochee Oil and Refining Company, believed in Okoochee, and wanted to marry Maxine. He had twice kissed her. On both these occasions his eyeglasses had fallen off, taking the passion, so to speak, out of the process. When Maxine giggled, uncontrollably, he said, “Go on–laugh! But some day I’m going to kiss you and I’ll take my glasses off first. Then look out!”
You have to have a good deal of humour to stand being laughed at by a girl you’ve kissed; especially a girl who emphasizes her aloofness by wearing those high-collared white silk blouses.
“You haven’t got a goitre, have you?” said Arnold Hatch, one evening, brutally. Then, as she had flared in protest, “I know it. I love that little creamy satin hollow at the base of your throat.”
“You’ve never s—-” The scarlet flamed up. She was human.
“I know it. But I love it just the same.” Pretty good for a tall thin young man who worked in the offices of the Okoochee Oil and Refining Company.
Sometimes he said, “I’m darned certain you like me”–bravely–“love me. Why won’t you marry me? Cut out all this slaving. I could support you. Not in much luxury, maybe, but—-“