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If I Should Ever Travel!
by
Milly Pardee had turned accusing eyes on her amused husband. “I hope you’re satisfied.”
He shrugged. “Well, the kid’s right. That’s living.”
She disputed this, fiercely. “It is not. Living’s staying in a place, and helping it grow, and growing up with it and belonging. Belong!” It was the cry of the rolling stone that is bruised and weary.
Sam Pardee left for Oklahoma the following week. Milly Pardee refused to accompany him. It was the first time she had taken this stand. “If you go there, and like it, and want to settle down there, I’ll come. I know the Bible says, ‘Whither thou goest, I will go,’ but I guess even What’shername would have given up at Oklahoma.”
For three years, then, Sam Pardee’s letters reeked of oil: wells, strikes, gushers, drills, shares, outfits. It was early Oklahoma in the rough. This one was getting five hundred a day out of his well. That one had sunk forty thousand in his and lost out.
“Five hundred what?” Maxine asked. “Forty thousand what?”
“Dollars, I guess,” Milly Pardee answered. “That’s the way your father always talks. I’d rather have twenty-five a week, myself, and know it’s coming without fail.”
“I wouldn’t. Where’s the fun in that?”
“Fun! There’s more fun in twenty-five a week in a pay envelope than in forty thousand down a dry well.”
Maxine was fifteen now. “I wish we could live with Father in Oklahoma. I think it’s wrong not to.”
Milly Pardee was beginning to think so, too. Especially since her husband’s letters had grown rarer as the checks they contained had grown larger. On his occasional trips back to Chicago he said nothing of their joining him out there. He seemed to have grown accustomed to living alone. Liked the freedom, the lack of responsibility. In sudden fright and resolve Milly Pardee sold the furnishings of the four-room flat, packed the peripatetic linen and silver, and joined a surprised and rather markedly unenthusiastic husband in Okoochee, Oklahoma. A wife and a fifteen-year-old daughter take a good deal of explaining on the part of one who has posed for three years as a bachelor.
The first thing Maxine said as they rode (in a taxi) to the hotel, was: “But the streets are paved!” Then, “But it’s all electric lighted with cluster lights!” And, in final and utter disgust, “Why, there’s a movie sign that says, ‘The Perils of Pauline.’ That was showing at the Elite on Forty-third Street in Chicago just the night before we left.”
Milly Pardee smiled grimly. “Palestine’s paved, too,” she observed. “And they’re probably running that same reel there next week.”
Milly Pardee and her husband had a plain talk. Next day Sam Pardee rented the two-story frame house in which, for years, the famous Pardee dinners were to be served. But that came later. The house was rented with the understanding that the rent was to be considered as payment made toward final purchase. The three lived there in comfort. Maxine went to the new pressed-brick, many-windowed high school. Milly Pardee was happier than she had been in all her wedded life. Sam Pardee had made no fortune in oil, though he talked in terms of millions. In a burst of temporary prosperity, due to a boom in some oil-stocks Sam Pardee had purchased early in the game, they had paid five thousand dollars down on the house and lot. That left a bare thousand to pay. There were three good meals a day. Milly Pardee belonged to the Okoochee Woman’s Thursday Club. All the women in Okoochee seemed to have come from St. Louis, Columbus, Omaha, Cleveland, Kansas City, and they spoke of these as Back East. When they came calling they left cards, punctiliously. They played bridge, observing all the newest rulings, and speaking with great elaborateness of manner.
“Yours, I believe, Mrs. Tutwiler.”
“Pardon, but didn’t you notice I played the ace?”
Maxine graduated in white, with a sash. Mrs. Pardee was on the committee to beautify the grounds around the M. K. & T. railroad station. When relatives from Back East (meaning Nebraska, Kansas, or Missouri) visited an Okoocheeite cards were sent out for an “At Home,” and everything was as formal as a court levee in Victoria’s time. Mrs. Pardee began to talk of buying an automobile. The town was full of them. There were the flivvers and lower middle-class cars owned by small merchants, natives (any one boasting twelve year’s residence) and unsuccessful adventurers of the Sam Pardee type. Then there were the big, high-powered scouting cars driven by steely-eyed, wiry, cold-blooded young men from Pennsylvania and New York. These young men had no women-folk with them. Held conferences in smoke-filled rooms at the Okmulgee Hotel. The main business street was called Broadway, and the curb on either side was hidden by lines of cars drawn up slantwise at an angle of ninety. No farmer wagons. A small town with all the airs of a big one; with none of the charming informality of the old Southern small town; none of the engaging ruggedness of the established Middle-Western town; none of the faded gentility of the old New England town. A strident dame, this, in red satin and diamonds, insisting that she is a lady. Interesting, withal, and bulging with personality and possibility.