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“I tell ye,” he had said to Mose, “that girl is no slouch. Her pa is an infant in arms, a babe an’ a suckling, beside her. Her ma is sickly; one o’ your chronics. Idy runs the ranch. I set here of evenin’s, an’ watch ’em through this yer field-glass. She slams around that place like a house a-fire. It’s inspirin’ to see her. Give me a woman that makes things hum, ever-ee time!”

“Somebody said she had a hell of a temper,” ventured Mose, willing to be the recipient of further confidences.

“Somebody lied. She’s got spunk. When she catches anybody in a mean trick she don’t quote poetry to ‘im; she gives ‘im the straight goods. Some folks call that temper. I call it sand. There’ll be a picnic when she gets hold o’ Barden!”

Parker raised the field-glass again, and leveled it on the Starkweather homestead.

“There’s the infant now, grubbin’ greasewood. He’s a crank o’ the first water; you’d ought to hear ‘im talk. He went through the war, an’ he’s short one lung, an’ he’s got the asmy so bad he breathes like a squeaky windmill, an’ he won’t apply fer a pension because he says he was awful sickly when he enlisted, an’ he thinks goin’ South an’ campin’ out saved his life. That’s what I call lettin’ yer ‘magination run away with ye.”

“What does Idy think about it?” queried Mose innocently.

“Idy stands up fer her pa; that’s what I like about ‘er. I like a woman that’ll back a man up, right er wrong; it’s proper an’ female. It’s what made me take a shine to ‘er.”

“You wouldn’t want her to back Barden up.” Mose made the suggestion preoccupiedly, with his eyes discreetly wandering over the landscape, as if he had suddenly missed some accustomed feature of it.

Parker lowered the glass and glanced at him suspiciously. “No, sir-ee! If there’s any backin’ done there, Barden’ll do it. She’ll make ‘im crawfish out o’ sight when she ketches ‘im. That’s another thing I like about ‘er; she’ll stand up fer a feller; that is, fer any feller that b’longs to ‘er–that is, I mean, fer a feller she b’longs to.”

Mose got up and turned around, and brushed the burr-clover from his overalls.

“Well, I guess I must be movin’,” he said, with a highly artificial yawn. “Come here, you Muggins!” he called to his burro, which had strayed into the alfilaria. “Give me an invite to the weddin’, Parker. I’ll send you a fresh cow if you do.”

Parker held the glass between his knees, and looked down at it with gratified embarrassment.

“There’s a good deal to be gone through with yet, Mose,” he said dubiously. “I set up here with this yer field-glass, workin’ myself up to it, an’ then I go down there, an’ she comes at me so brash I get all rattled, an’ come home ‘thout ‘complishin’ anythin’. But I’ll make it yet,” he added, with renewed cheerfulness. “She sewed a button on fer me t’ other day. Now, between ourselves, Mose, don’t ye think that’s kind o’ hopeful?”

Hopeful! Mose would say it was final. No girl had ever sewed a button on for him. When one did, he would propose to her on the spot. He wondered what Parker was thinking of not to seize such an opportunity.

“That’s what I had ought to ‘a’ done,” acknowledged Parker, shaking his head ruefully. “Yes, sir; that’s what I’d ought to ‘a’ done. I had ought to ‘a’ seized that opportunity an’ pressed my suit.”

“That’s the idea, Park,” said his companion gravely, as he bestrode Muggins, and jerked the small dejected creature out into the trail. “You’d ought to ‘a’ pressed your suit; there’s nothin’ a woman likes better ‘n pressin’ your suit. Whoop-la, Muggins!”

Some time after Mose had disappeared up the canon, Parker heard a loud echoing laugh. He turned his head to listen, and then raised the glass and leveled it on Starkweather’s ranch.