PAGE 4
His Mother’s Son
by
Emma McChesney folded her paper and rose, smiling. “It is sort of trying, I suppose, if you’re not used to it.”
“Used to it!” shouted the outraged Jock. “Used to it! Do you mean to tell me there’s nothing unusual about–“
“Not a thing. Oh, of course you don’t strike a bunch of Bisons every day. But it happens a good many times. The world is full of Ancient Orders and they’re everlastingly getting together and drawing up resolutions and electing officers. Don’t you think you’d better go in to breakfast before the Bisons begin to forage? I’ve had mine.”
The gloom which had overspread Jock McChesney’s face lifted a little. The hungry boy in him was uppermost. “That’s so. I’m going to have some wheat cakes, and steak, and eggs, and coffee, and fruit, and toast, and rolls.”
“Why slight the fish?” inquired his mother. Then, as he turned toward the dining-room, “I’ve two letters to get out. Then I’m going down the street to see a customer. I’ll be up at the Sulzberg-Stein department store at nine sharp. There’s no use trying to see old Sulzberg before ten, but I’ll be there, anyway, and so will Ed Meyers, or I’m no skirt salesman. I want you to meet me there. It will do you good to watch how the overripe orders just drop, ker-plunk, into my lap.”
Maybe you know Sulzberg & Stein’s big store? No? That’s because you’ve always lived in the city. Old Sulzberg sends his buyers to the New York market twice a year, and they need two floor managers on the main floor now. The money those people spend for red and green decorations at Christmas time, and apple-blossoms and pink crepe paper shades in the spring, must be something awful. Young Stein goes to Chicago to have his clothes made, and old Sulzberg likes to keep the traveling men waiting in the little ante-room outside his private office.
Jock McChesney finished his huge breakfast, strolled over to Sulzberg & Stein’s, and inquired his way to the office only to find that his mother was not yet there. There were three men in the little waiting- room. One of them was Fat Ed Meyers. His huge bulk overflowed the spindle-legged chair on which he sat. His brown derby was in his hands. His eyes were on the closed door at the other side of the room. So were the eyes of the other two travelers. Jock took a vacant seat next to Fat Ed Meyers so that he might, in his mind’s eye, pick out a particularly choice spot upon which his hard young fist might land–if only he had the chance. Breaking up a man’s sleep like that, the great big overgrown mutt!
“What’s your line?” said E
d Meyers, suddenly turning toward Jock.
Prompted by some imp–“Skirts,” answered Jock. “Ladies’ petticoats.” (“As if men ever wore ’em!” he giggled inwardly.)
Ed Meyers shifted around in his chair so that he might better stare at this new foe in the field. His little red mouth was open ludicrously.
“Who’re you out for?” he demanded next.
There was a look of Emma McChesney on Jock’s face. “Why–er–the Union Underskirt and Hosiery Company of Chicago. New concern.”
“Must be,” ruminated Ed Meyers. “I never heard of ’em, and I know ’em all. You’re starting in young, ain’t you, kid! Well, it’ll never hurt you. You’ll learn something new every day. Now me, I–“
In breezed Emma McChesney. Her quick glance rested immediately upon Meyers and the boy. And in that moment some instinct prompted Jock McChesney to shake his head, ever so slightly, and assume a blankness of expression. And Emma McChesney, with that shrewdness which had made her one of the best salesmen on the road, saw, and miraculously understood.
“How do, Mrs. McChesney,” grinned Fat Ed Meyers. “You see I beat you to it.”
“So I see,” smiled Emma, cheerfully. “I was delayed. Just sold a nice little bill to Watkins down the Street.” She seated herself across the way, and kept her eyes on that closed door.
“Say, kid,” Meyers began, in the husky whisper of the fat man, “I’m going to put you wise to something, seeing you’re new to this game. See that lady over there?” He nodded discreetly in Emma McChesney’s direction.