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“Toby wanted my sash,” explained Patsie.

“I don’t now,” said His Majesty the King, hastily, feeling that with one of these terrible “grown-ups” his poor little secret would be shamelessly wrenched from him, and perhaps–most burning desecration of all–laughed at.

“I’ll give you a cracker-cap,” said the Commissioner’s wife. “Come along with me, Toby, and we’ll choose it.”

The cracker-cap was a stiff, three-pointed vermilion-and-tinsel splendor. His Majesty the King fitted it on his royal brow. The Commissioner’s wife had a face that children instinctively trusted, and her action, as she adjusted the toppling middle spike, was tender.

“Will it do as well?” stammered His Majesty the King.

“As what, little one?”

“As ve wiban?”

“Oh, quite. Go and look at yourself in the glass.”

The words were spoken in all sincerity and to help forward any absurd “dressing-up” amusement that the children might take into their minds. But the young savage has a keen sense of the ludicrous. His Majesty the King swung the great cheval-glass down, and saw his head crowned with the staring horror of a fool’s cap–a thing which his father would rend to pieces if it ever came into his office. He plucked it off, and burst into tears.

“Toby,” said the Commissioner’s wife, gravely, “you shouldn’t give way to temper. I am very sorry to see it. It’s wrong.”

His Majesty the King sobbed inconsolably, and the heart of Patsie’s mother was touched. She drew the child on to her knee. Clearly it was not temper alone.

“What is it, Toby? Won’t you tell me? Aren’t you well?”

The torrent of sobs and speech met, and fought for a time, with chokings and gulpings and gasps. Then, in a sudden rush, His Majesty the King was delivered of a few inarticulate sounds, followed by the words:–“Go a–way you–dirty–little debbil!”

“Toby! What do you mean?”

“It’s what he’d say. I know it is! He said vat when vere was only a little, little eggy mess, on my t-t-unic; and he’d say it again, and laugh, if I went in wif vat on my head.”

“Who would say that?”

“M-m-my Papa! And I fought if I had ve blue wiban, he’d let me play in ve waste-paper basket under ve table.”

“What blue riband, childie?”

“Ve same vat Patsie had–ve big blue wiban w-w-wound my t-ttummy!”

“What is it, Toby? There’s something on your mind. Tell me all about it, and perhaps I can help.”

“Isn’t anyfing,” sniffed His Majesty, mindful of his manhood, and raising his head from the motherly bosom upon which it was resting. “I only fought vat you–you petted Patsie ’cause she had ve blue wiban, and–and if I’d had ve blue wiban too, m-my Papa w-would pet me.”

The secret was out, and His Majesty the King sobbed bitterly in spite of the arms round him, and the murmur of comfort on his heated little forehead.

Enter Patsie tumultuously, embarrassed by several lengths of the Commissioner’s pet mahseer-rod. “Tum along, Toby! Zere’s a chu-chu lizard in ze chick, and I’ve told Chimo to watch him till we turn. If we poke him wiz zis his tail will go wiggle-wiggle and fall off. Tum along! I can’t weach.”

“I’m comin’,” said His Majesty the King, climbing down from the Commissioner’s wife’s knee after a hasty kiss.

Two minutes later, the chu-chu lizard’s tail was wriggling on the matting of the veranda, and the children were gravely poking it with splinters from the chick, to urge its exhausted vitality into “just one wiggle more, ’cause it doesn’t hurt chu-chu.”

The Commissioner’s wife stood in the doorway and watched:–“Poor little mite! A blue sash … and my own precious Patsie! I wonder if the best of us, or we who love them best, ever understand what goes on in their topsy-turvy little heads.”

A big tear splashed on the Commissioner’s wife’s wedding-ring, and she went indoors to devise a tea for the benefit of His Majesty the King.

“Their souls aren’t in their tummies at that age in this climate,” said the Commissioner’s wife, “but they are not far off. I wonder if I could make Mrs. Austell understand. Poor little fellow!”