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His Last Cent
by
While they were discussing the merits of the landscape and the demerits of the transaction there came a knock at the door and the Moneybags walked in. Before he opened his lips Jack had taken his measure. He was one of those connoisseurs who know it all. The town is full of them.
A short connoisseur with a red face–red in spots–close-clipped gray hair that stood up on his head like a polishing brush, gold eyeglasses attached to a wide black ribbon, and a scissored mustache. He was dressed in a faultlessly fitting serge suit enlivened by a nankeen waistcoat supporting a gold watch-chain. The fingers of one hand clutched a palm-leaf fan; the fingers of the other were extended toward Jack. He had known Jack’s governor for years, and so a too formal introduction was unnecessary.
“Show me what you’ve got,” he began, “the latest, understand. Wife wants something to hang over the sideboard. You’ve been doing some new things, I hear from Ruggles.”
The tone of the request grated on Jack, who had risen to his feet the moment “His Finance” (as he insisted on calling him afterward to Sam) had opened the door. He felt instantly that the atmosphere of his sanctum had, to a certain extent, been polluted. But that Sam’s eyes were upon him he would have denied point-blank that he had a single canvas of any kind for sale, and so closed the incident.
Sam saw the wavering look in his friend’s face and started in to overhaul a rack of unframed pictures with their faces turned to the wall. These he placed one after the other on the ledge of the easel and immediately above the Monet, which still kept its place on the floor, its sunny face gazing up at the shopkeeper, his clerk, and bin customer.
“This the newest one you’ve got?” asked the millionnaire, in the same tone he would have used to his tailor, as he pointed to a picture of a strip of land between sea and sky–one of those uncertain landscapes that a man is righteously excused for hanging upside down.
“Yes,” said Jack, with a grave face, “right off the ice.”
Sam winced, but “His Finance” either did not hear it or supposed it was some art-slang common to such a place.
“This another?” he inquired, fixing his glasses in place and hending down closer to the Monet.
“No–that’s out of another refrigerator,” remarked Jack, carelessly–not a smile on his face.
“Rather a neat thing,” continued the Moneybags. “Looks just like a place up in Somesbury where I was born–same old pasture. What’s the price?”
“It isn’t for sale,” answered Jack, in a decided tone.
“Not for sale?”
“No.”
“Well, I rather like it,” and he bent down closer, “and, if you can fix a figure, I might—-“
“I can’t fix a figure, for it isn’t for sale. I didn’t paint it–it’s one of Monet’s.”
“Belongs to you–don’t it?”
“Yes–belongs to me.”
“Well, how about a thousand dollars for it?”
Sam’s heart leaped to his throat, but Jack’s face never showed a wrinkle.
“Thanks; much obliged, but I’ll hold on to it for a while. I’m not through with it yet.”
“If you decide to sell it will you let me know?”
“Yes,” said Jack, grimly, and picking up the canvas and carrying it across the room, he turned its face to the wall.
While Sam was bowing the millionnaire out (there was nothing but the Monet, of course, which he wanted now that he couldn’t buy it), Jack occupied the minutes in making a caricature of His Finance on a fresh canvas.
Sam’s opening sentences on his return, out of breath with his run back up the three flights of stairs, were not complimentary. They began by impeaching Jack’s intelligence in terms more profane than polite, and ended in the fervent hope that he make an instantaneous visit to His Satanic Majesty.
In the midst of this discussion–in which one side roared his displeasure and the other answered in pantomime between shouts of his own laughter–there came another knock at the door, and the owner of the Monet walked in. He, too, was in a disturbed state of mind. He had heard some things during the day bearing directly on Jack’s credit, and had brought a bill with him for the value of the picture.