Great Men’s Sons
by
Mme. Bernhardt and M. Coquelin were playing “L’Aiglon.” Toward the end of the second act people began to slide down in their seats, shift their elbows, or casually rub their eyes; by the close of the third, most of the taller gentlemen were sitting on the small of their backs with their knees as high as decorum permitted, and many were openly coughing; but when the fourth came to an end, active resistance ceased, hopelessness prevailed, the attitudes were those of the stricken field, and the over-crowded house was like a college chapel during an interminable compulsory lecture. Here and there–but most rarely–one saw an eager woman with bright eyes, head bent forward and body spellbound, still enchantedly following the course of the play. Between the acts the orchestra pattered ragtime and inanities from the new comic operas, while the audience in general took some heart. When the play was over, we were all enthusiastic; though our admiration, however vehement in the words employed to express it, was somewhat subdued as to the accompanying manner, which consisted, mainly, of sighs and resigned murmurs. In the lobby a thin old man with a grizzled chin-beard dropped his hand lightly on my shoulder, and greeted me in a tone of plaintive inquiry:
“Well, son?”
Turning, I recognized a patron of my early youth, in whose woodshed I had smoked my first cigar, an old friend whom I had not seen for years; and to find him there, with his long, dust-coloured coat, his black string tie and rusty hat brushed on every side by opera cloaks and feathers, was a rich surprise, warming the cockles of my heart. His name is Tom Martin; he lives in a small country town, where he commands the trade in Dry Goods and Men’s Clothing; his speech is pitched in a high key, is very slow, sometimes whines faintly; and he always calls me “Son.”
“What in the world!” I exclaimed, as we shook hands.
“Well,” he drawled, “I dunno why I shouldn’t be as meetropolitan as anybody. I come over on the afternoon accommodation for the show. Let’s you and me make a night of it. What say, son?”
“What did you think of the play?” I asked, as we turned up the street toward the club.
“I think they done it about as well as they could.”
“That all?”
“Well,” he rejoined with solemnity, “there was a heap of it, wasn’t there!”
We talked of other things, then, until such time as we found ourselves seated by a small table at the club, old Tom somewhat uneasily regarding a twisted cigar he was smoking and plainly confounded by the “carbonated” syphon, for which, indeed, he had no use in the world. We had been joined by little Fiderson, the youngest member of the club, whose whole nervous person jerkily sparkled “L’Aiglon” enthusiasm.
“Such an evening!” he cried, in his little spiky voice. “Mr. Martin, it does one good to realize that our country towns are sending representatives to us when we have such things; that they wish to get in touch with what is greatest in Art. They should do it often. To think that a journey of only seventy miles brings into your life the magnificence of Rostand’s point of view made living fire by the genius of a Bernhardt and a Coquelin!”
“Yes,” said Mr. Martin, with a curious helplessness, after an ensuing pause, which I refused to break, “yes, sir, they seemed to be doing it about as well as they could.”
Fiderson gasped slightly. “It was magnificent! Those two great artists! But over all the play–the play! Romance new-born; poesy marching with victorious banners; a great spirit breathing! Like ‘Cyrano’–the birth-mark of immortality on this work!”
There was another pause, after which old Tom turned slowly to me, and said: “Homer Tibbs’s opened up a cigar-stand at the deepo. Carries a line of candy, magazines, and fruit, too. Home’s a hustler.”