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“‘You is too ole fur ter carry de mail, you triflin’ mule, an’ I hain’t got no udder use fur you.’

“So he put him in a gully-field, whar dar was nuffin but bar’ groun’ an’ hog weed. Now, dar was nuffin in dis worl’ dat triflin’ mule hated so much as hog weed, an’ he says to hese’f: ‘I’s boun’ ter do somefin’ better’n dis fur a libin. I reckin I’ll go skeer dat ole Harris, an’ make him gib me a feed o’ corn.’ So he jump ober de fence, fur he was spry ‘nuf when he had a min’ ter, an’ he steals an ole bar skin dat he’d seen hangin’ up in de store po’ch, an’ he pretty nigh kivered himse’f all up wid it. Den he go down to de pos’ offis, whar de mail had jes’ come in. When dis triflin’ ole mule seed de cullud man, Harris, sittin’ on de bottom step ob de po’ch, he begin to kick up his heels an’ make all de noise he could wid he mouf. ‘Wot’s dat?’ cried de cullud man, Harris. ‘I’s a big grizzly bar,’ said de mule, ”scaped from de ‘nagerie when ’twas fordin’ Scott’s Creek.’ ‘When did you git out?’ said de cullud man, Harris. ‘I bus’ from de cage at half pas’ free o’clock dis ebenin’.’ ‘An’ is you reely a grizzly bar?’ ‘Dat’s de truf,’ said de triflin’ mule, ‘an’ I’s pow’ful hungry, an’ if you don’ go git me a feed o’ corn I’ll swaller you down whole.’ An’ he begun to roar as like a grizzly bar as he knew how. ‘Dat all de truf, you tellin’ me?’ de cullud man, Harris, ask. ‘Dat’s all true as I’s libin’,’ says de triflin’ mule. ‘All right, den,’ says de cullud man, Harris, ‘if you kin come from de ford on Scott’s Creek in a hour an’ a half, you kin carry de mail jes’ as well as any udder mule, an’ I’s gwine ter buy a big cart whip, an’ make you do it. So take off dat bar skin, an’ come ‘long wid me.’ So you see Brudder Gran’son,” continued ‘Bijah, “dar’s dif’rent kinds ob truf, an’ you’s got ter be mighty ‘ticklar wot kind you sticks ter.”

“Git up,” said Grandison to his drowsy horse, as he started him on another furrow.